Potholes & Penguins

On today’s show Barry gives us his 5 top tips on getting through lock down 3 while Trimby rolls out a new vaccine called the 'Sportsground Vaccine' . We focus our attention on Cork Constitution RFC and are joined by current forwards coach and former Munster Hooker Denis Fogarty who tells us why they’re the most hated club in Ireland and reminds Trimby what it sounds like to be dropped by Declan Kidney.

Welcome to our Bumper Christmas cracker end of year episode. This weeks full episode is available only on PATREON. We give our rugby awards of the year and then discuss how wearing a suit will finally get your family to take you seriously, a briefcase full of pubes, Trimby finds moments of peace, mass, 20x20 vision, Irish players playing club rugby abroad being picked for Ireland, the big Christmas Lego build, the baby jawsus, Will Addison, Marcel Coetzee drama and how excited we are for the rainbow cup.

As lockdown flies toward us like a tin of paint Kevin Macalister has lobbed off the 2nd floor landing, come join us for a song, a laugh, a look back at the champions cup games and a preview of the up coming inter pros. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

Today’s show is a roller coaster folks. We find out what makes us laugh, cry, scares the bejaysus out of us and made Shane McGowan sober up for the first time in 40 years. We look back at a bumper weekend of Champions cup rugby and Trimby discovers that ginger the cat may have had an accomplice.

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On this weeks show Trimby predicts what life will be like for Potholes and Penguins in 2030. We try to decide who is Irelands greatest ever winger and what 5 players we would choose for a penalty shoot out. We also look ahead to the Champions cup fixtures and how a green alien with boobs, a Willy and a sword holds the key to watching all those games on-line.

Do we need Andy to be a bit more Ferrel with his game plan? Has Mike Catt become too domesticated and forgotten how to attack like a wild animal? Shane Horgan gives us a passionate and stirring view on where the Irish team stands. We also look at the correlation between being coached by Joe Schmidt and Mr Miyagi.

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On today’s show we do our best not to mention the G word. No not Gowl, Georgia. So instead we talk about exploding wasps, Johnny May as a rejected Olympic skeletonian, birthdays in 2020 and how sick family members would be such a ball ache if Aliens landed.

Trimby gets all excited as Daddy Humphs joins us to talk about his current role with Georgia ahead of their game against Ireland on Sunday. We ask him how he developed such a vast variety of skills as a player and reminisce on how Jonah Lomu rained on his parade in Lansdowne road in 2001. There’s also a big reveal as Humphs and Trimby disclose which Ulster player caused a management investigation after a “David Humphreys” parody account was created on Twitter.

On today’s show we discuss how just like D-day at Normandy, Ireland’s attacking operation was blasted into smithereens while Maro Itoje danced on the corpses of our fallen foreigners. We also compare the loss to Prince Charles’ relationship with the duke of Edinburgh while Captain James Ryan serenades his team mates with Boys to Men’s hit song 'End of The Road'.

Feddy talks to us about the importance of Argentina’s win over the All Blacks, how time travellers placed Einstein, Galileo & Pablo Matera on Earth to influence mankind. We tackle sensitive topics like kicking Bret Cobain up the arse and becoming the Che Guevara of cutting off clamps in The University of Limerick. He’s a mad bastard