Occupational health and safety!  In which we discuss the elevator at Hogwarts, Oliver Wood’s CTE, and refuse to work under the parameters of JK Rowling’s gross wizard eugenics. We also totally forgot to talk about Peeves.

There is a brief period where we discuss animal cruelty related to cane toads.  There is warning beforehand which cites the timestamp where that tangent ends.

Mentioned:

The South Australia Border Dance

Lucius Malfoy’s town car

Fi and Rae discuss law enforcement in the Wizarding World!  Corruption, incompetence, and some serious bias, we hash out a lot of nonsense on this one.  

Referenced: The best song from the Beauty and the Beast musical, as performed by John Barrowman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnsywtM2zTQ

How many wizard are there, and where are they all going to school?  Fi and Rae discuss the schools we know about, the enormous gaps in coverage, and which elements just don't make sense.

Also we ended up talking twice as long as our previous two episodes, we hope that's a feature and not a bug in your books.