PotterFicWeekly

Special Edition 20, Poufwa’s third annual holiday podcast, has been released!

The hosts take the night off, and the Peons are pleased to present their 39th episode, covering Christmas 1980, by Ignipes.

Harry’s first Christmas doesn’t go exactly the way his mum hoped it would. (Lily/James)

An audio version of the story is available right here, narrated by Kismatt!

With tonight’s episode, Poufwa is happy to release messages and songs from members of our forum community! In editing the episode together, I joked to myself that we should put out a “Best of Poufwa” CD, and as a result of that stray thought, this episode will also include all of the songs, plays, and messages created by our members over the years. At this time of year, it’s a lot of fun to remember where we all were as a community, and as people, back in Poufwa’s Golden Age.

A very Merry, safe, and peaceful holiday to you all!

Happy listening!

Peons: Scott, Kismatt, Sue, Julia, Kat

PeonCast Editor: Scott

Episode Length: 5’39’21

Episode 95 of PotterFicWeekly has been released, with coverage of Harry Potter and the Triangle Prophecy, Chapters 11-23!

Tonight’s episode summary, provided by Scarlett, LLC:

Ryan is uncomfortable

Sukie@Ducksfoot

Reality as told by the Son & Heir

In which there are Zoo MRIs

Happy Aug-Hallow-cember

Ryan/Kezza: The Quibbler got there first!

Hagrid is armed

Sue is a razor-toothed alien

Bernad. Nuff said.

Ryan is a time traveler

Matt & Ryan geek out

Canada is not safe anymore

Poufwanians are map-challenged

Petunia Potter: Brain Bleach Pronto

A Hufflepuff Revolt

Boats capsize, so the world is good

Kezza doesn’t know canon

Ryan and Kezza equal illegal, but they have theme music

Matt cannot talk

BAD kissing jokes (sans lemurs)

The plot says so…we’re still cranky

Hermione – The Battered Girlfriend

Harry & Hermione are not allowed a Delorean

Shhh….plot’s talking…time for logic to hush

Neville’s getting snogged!

Poufwa just went where PeonCast went. So, who started the bloody thing?

1 VAT of brain bleach please

Master Harry-Wan Kenotti

Kezza pulls a Ryan and monologues

Dragon jam! Now in handy resealable jars

Kezza is a circular podcaster

BAD cat jokes. Still no lemurs involved.

Splodey brainz tiem nao.

Don’t miss next week’s episode, complete with coverage of the final chapters of the trilogy and an interview with Barb!

On PeonCast #38: Luna’s Lost her Mind, Bandicoots and Clean the Table, covering Folly Act 1 and Folly Act 2, by Antosha!

~Kayla is Ryan

~Sue-er doesn’t work

~Never mess with a Hufflepuff

~Neville kisses and tells

~Luna logic

~Snorkacks do exist

~Words…..

~Sirius drives by

~Purple People Snorkack Eater…..

~Dung bombs rule

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Kezza

Episode Guests: Dethryl, Matt, Sue

Peons: Sue, Kelly, Scott, Kayla

Poufwa Editor: Kezza

PeonCast Editor: Sue

Episode Length: 2’51’44

Episode 94 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

With three episodes to go in our coverage of Barb’s Psychic Serpent trilogy, Poufwa jumps into a discussion of Chapters 1-10 of Harry Potter and the Triangle Prophecy!

Harry’s 7th and final year of school. In a time of uncertainty, the Muggle world has found a source of comfort and stability. Only Harry suspects that it isn’t safe. Wizards are more concerned about themselves than Muggles since Voldemort’s return, but are only Muggles at risk? Will anyone listen to Harry? He must decide whether to make a sacrifice that will change him–and the wizarding world– forever.

Sue, Melindaleo and Dethryl are driving the bus this week, and I mean that literally in Sue’s case. It sounds like she’s actually driving a bus while podcasting!

In tonight’s episode:

ADH Harry is a roofer…

Dethryl objects to Harry being considerate of morning people…

Melinda objects to Slytherins…

Dethryl turns purple and has a coronary…

Canon versus AU versus real versus fake leads to one conclusion: Harry Potter is real!

Sue’s in a tunnel…

Molly’s in a plant…

The gang’s in a clown car…

…and because the plot says so!

PeonCast #37: In Which Snorkacks Lay Eggs, Singing is Dry Work, and Neville is Suave…ish, covering Forever, by Antosha!

~Technical difficulties all around.

~Sue is Jen.

~Ms. Lupin not M.S. Lupin.

~Slughorn is the new Lockhart.

~A non sparkly vampire, who wears his heart on his sleeve.

~Luna knows Quidditch.

~Kayla, forgive us.

~Sue knows her sports. Not!

~Sternum as metaphor

~Harry Potter Who???

~Ginny, weak in the knees.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: *Crickets*

Episode Guests: Sue, Melindaleo, Dethryl

Peons: Scott, Kelly, Sue, Tricia, Oliversgal

Poufwa Editor: Matt

PeonCast Editor: Scott

Episode Length: 1’58’39

‘Nuff said!

Episode 93 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Topping off our discussion of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions with Chapter 15-21 discussion, Poufwa crashes at Ruth’s house to bone up on the latest Hebrew updates from Poufwa’s own Resident Jews!

There is singing involved. Mike and I are on the line. Do-the-math.

And don’t drink carbonated refreshments while listening!

In between discussing terrific character moments and complex time-travel mechanics that scream out for the assistance of Doc Brown’s dry-erase board, Mike weighs in with his weekly commentary on an important social issue that he feels is plaguing the human race. You’ll recall that three weeks ago he weighed in on sex ed classes in a Mike Administration. There was gasping and headdesking.

This week, Mike outdoes himself. That’s all I can say. And once you listen, you’ll likely be as speechless as I am!

And tonight, the Peons are proud to release Episode 36: Sue confused, the Wrong Track, and Plinky, Planky Soup, covering First, by Antosha!

~Cody is Duct Taped in the corner.

~We try tongue twisters.

~What hand does Dean use?

~It’s a quadrangle.

~Kreacher: matchmaker or interior decorator?

~ #13 Grindlewald Place.

~Dan has the emotional range of more than a teaspoon.

~Monty Python defeats Scott.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Jen2, Mike

Episode Guests: Dethryl

Peons: Kelly, Kayla, Scott, Sue, Dan, Cody

PeonCast Guests: Antosha

Poufwa Editor: Jen2 and Ryan

Episode Length: 2’38’37

Episode 92 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Resuming our discussion of Chapters 8-14 of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions, Poufwa blends together solid fic discussion and analysis with the literary equivilant of off roading in a Ford Escort.

In this episode:

Mike is charge, can’t tell who anybody is, thinks Dethryl is an imposter, pre-interprets prophecy, has a million questions, and reveals to us that he – Mike – the big guy – has a crazy brother…

PS is a Subaru, Dethryl is a Nissan, and Kismatt is the Vicar of Dibley…

Harry has emotions, Dumbledore’s a pirate, and don’t forget those five important words: The-plot-said-so.

Following Episode 92 of Poufwa, stay tuned for Episode 35 of PeonCast: Two True Poufwanians, Vernon on Top, and Mike is Harry, where the Peons discuss The F Words 4: Family, by Antosha!

Daniel walks on water….

Sue takes on the tractor.

Making the TEA…

Kelly interrupts, then changes her mind…

Hawt Dudley…

Kayla wonders, who’s on top?

We love Mike…

Mel Brooks…..who?

…Men in uniform.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, PS, Mike

Episode Guests: Dethryl, Aaron, Tim

Peons: Sue, Kayla, Kelly, Dan

Poufwa Editor: Ryan

PeonCast Editor: Sue

Episode Length: 3’00’57

Now that it’s debuted on PFW Radio, Special Edition 19, Poufwa’s Halloween edition, has been released!

In this episode, PS searches high and low for the nearest Dairy Queen, everyone forgets which holiday they’re celebrating, the true identity of Santa is revealed, and the Headless Horseman gallops through Hogwarts while we gallop through Halloween themed HP fics: both of them.

On behalf of the crackerjack team over here at PotterFicWeekly, Merry Christmas everyone!!!!

Episode Hosts: Kezza, PS

Episode Guests: Sue, Melinda, Scott

Episode Length: 1’48’53

Episode 91 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Join us for the fourth installment in our series on The Psychic Serpent Trilogy by Barb.

In this episode the Peons take over as we cover chapters 1 through 7 of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions. Highlights for tonight include:

~ Kayla isn’t prepared because she’s moving to Germany.

~ The New Lord Voldie:  He’s the new Hair Club for Men Spokesman.

~ Draco and Harry BFFs.

~ Potterficweekly, you never know who your hosts really are…

~ Recording Rae = Epic Fail

~ The Hero’s List:  No ticking alarm clocks.

~ Harry’s Hot Liquid Sexiness.

~ Snape the good Dad.

~ Harry does the math:  Brain Beach Please.

~ “Stalkers Never Give Up”

~ Hufflepuff Truth or Dare.

~ Draco is a good friend, really.

~ Beware of Hogwarts Ghosts:  “Fix it!”

~ Mike has questions and more questions.

~ The newest Hufflepuffs are loyal men of action.

~ Elvis is in the Podcast.

~ Rae finds herself in an episode of COPS!

In Episode 34 of PeonCast, The Next Generation: Birthday Presents, a Hufflepuff from Peanuts, and Dallas Ruins Fanfiction we cover F Words 3: The F Word.  Available here or here, and also (at the second link) read on audio by the author.

Death Eaters: better or worse than cockroaches?

Non-forking family trees

A moment of silence for Fred

How long a line?

Definitely more depth than a teaspoon

Tension, release, and ways of doing so

Always theirs together

The important F-word

Episode Hosts: Sue, Kelly, Kayla, Scott, Mike

Episode Guests: Dethryl

Peons: Sue, Kayla, Daniel, Loswen

Poufwa Editor: Sue, Omly

PeonCast Editor: Scott

Episode Length: 2’18’05

Episode 90 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Join us for  the third instalment in our series on The Psychic Serpent Trilogy by Barb.

In this episode we cover chapters 24 through the Epilogue of The Psychic Serpent. In this episode:

Mike podcasts from a falling dryer on Neptune that is rolling down a hill infested with cockroaches

Jen2 and Kezza break up over movie tickets and biscuit cans but Kezza and Mr Kezza get married in spite of Titanic

Mike breaks up with Draco and Ryan breaks Mike with hugs and a love-meter

The Harry Potter child actors meet Diff’rent Strokes and grow pot while dressed as transvestites without knickers looking super-meg-foxy-awesome hot

Ryan cracks against Jo Rowling and menopausal Rosmerta while favouring the F-word

Mike makes Jen2 blush in the fluffy room and Kezza loses it at the thought of popcorn

Dethryl collides with Wizards in Kilts and Mike and Kezza try to forget Irish lesbian McGonagall and Scottish Seamus

Ryan Turns Around for Barb, Dethryl ships Mike and Ryan thinks about Kezza’s popcorn when he should be working

Mike solves the duelling mystery and is not helped by the quicksand wisdom dispensed by the hosts

None of the hosts know who the Head Boy is, who dated Cho and Fleur, if Cedric Diggory has more going for him than great hair or whether Roger Davies is evil or just boring like Terry Boot

Even when they all drop off the call they pick it right back up again right where they left off talking about Harry’s banana

There is nothing to be said about the Viagra … just listen as Mike delivers a safe sex PSA

In Episode 33 of PeonCast: The Next Generation, Three Puffs and a Gryffy walk into a Podcast, the Peons share with us Antosha’s The F Words 2: Fame.

Loswen arrived to balance out the Puffiness but we forgot to tell her to read the previous chapter. Oops.

The Hufflepuffs steal Harry and Luna, the Gryffindors throw Hermione out and Daniel plucks heartstrings. Then it?s time for popcorn as The Next Generation goes back, waaaay back to Number Ten …

Listen on as Daniel and Loswen have a showdown, Dumbledore is cast in Lord of the Rings because he has a ring and Kayla gets visitors to Canada, the safest place next to Oz …

Episode Hosts:  Ryan, Jen2, Kezza, Mike

Episode Guests:  Sue, Dethryl

Peons:  Sue, Kayla, Daniel, Loswen

Poufwa Editor:  Kezza

PeonCast Editor:  Sue

Episode Length: 2’45’21

In this instalment of PotterFicWeekly, we review chapters 11-23 of The Psychic Serpent by Barb. Stay tuned for some exciting announcements!

In the actual fic …

Hermione visits the water cooler to protect against Harry’s super sperm

Harry’s penis is conflicted and leading him around the castle like his own very short leash

Draco Malfoy is a Skeevy Perv, George has a beautiful chest and fake Neville, the bagel is not horny enough

Sandy is a Big Brother Contestant but clearly, it’s actually a teen sex comedy – behold, Porky’s at Hogwarts

In other news …

The ED belongs to Ryan (unfortunate …)

Aaron and Dethryl are too young to laugh about sixteen candles and Daniel Radcliffe is a poor’ little tiny man

None of this was apparently enough to keep a red-blooded American male awake … WAKE UP AARON!

On Tonight’s PeonCast Scott goes MIA but Editor Sue comes to the rescue as the team begin their sojourn with Antosha’s F Words, er series, with the first fic – Friends.

Introducing Ryan and Chi’s Love Child

~Cody is in a tunnel

~Luna has Faith

~Dan doesn’t know which twin dies

~ Terrible Teens

~It’s all Sue’s fault

~Scott’s audio is contagious

~Kayla’s blond moment

Episode Hosts: The Ghost of Ryan, Jen2, Kezza

Episode Guests: Melinda, Aaron, Dethryl

Peons: Sue, Cody, Scott, Kelly, Kayla

Peon Special Guest: HDan

Poufwa Editor: Omly, Kezza

PeonCast Editor: Sue

Episode Length: 2’29’52

In honor of the release of ABC’s new series Flashforward, we flashback without reason to Episode 86 at several points in this episode. Sadly, we’re so random anyway you likely won’t notice!

Episode 88 of PotterFicWeekly, our funniest episode yet, has been released!

For the next nine episodes, Poufwa dives butt first into Barb’s classic Psychic Serpent Trilogy!

In Harry’s fifth year he gets a snake with the Sight. Hermione’s torn between Ron and Harry, who’s torn between her and Ginny, who’s torn between him and Draco Malfoy, who’s torn between her and loyalty to his father. Plus: a Prophecy, Animagus training, a Dueling Club, Snape’s Penseive, kilts, giants, house elf liberation and more!

Over the next few weeks, prepare for in-depth character analysis, lips drawn into invisible lines, Hermione’s bikini, sex-ed with Mike, possums with Kezza, and Poufwa’s best Spamelot! As we close in on Episode 100, and more importantly – sweeps! – watch for your favorite Poufwanians to pair off!

In tonight’s episode, we cover Chapters 1-10 of Psychic Serpent!

Jen2 and Kezza are forced to make a thingie…

Mike, lights, and the wall cockroach!

Mike predicts the end of the Psychic Serpent triology after reading something like six paragraphs, and knocks his inability to comprehend mpreg firmly into second place on the “Top Ten Mike Moments” listing!

Hermione’s bikini pops up, or something like that.

Mike knocks his prediction on the end of the Psychic Serpent trilogy firmly into second place, and his inability to comprehend mpreg firmly into third place, with his own self-ship projection, revealing his middle name and PS’ first name for the first time. Oh, you thought they were two different names? You must be a new listener!

Jen2 ships Ryan, Kezza ships Ryan, Mike ships PS, Jen2 ships Kezza, Son and Heir ships eBaby, Danny ships Sandy, and Ryan ships Mike!

There’s singing. A cat dies.

On tonight’s PeonCast, disaster struck. Cody’s computer exploded and melted her lines for tonight’s episode. Not to allow fantastic episode to go to waste, Sue recruits Mike to play Cody!

Please join the peons in reviewing Up to Speed, by Amelia Bedelia!

Lily and James used to be best friends, hanging out in their neighborhood with each other. But once they were accepted into Hogwarts, they went their separate ways – James, the popular prankster, and Lily, the know-it-all bystander. But will their past be able to bring them back together?

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Jen2, Kezza, Mike

Episode Guests: Dethryl

Peons: Sue, Cody, Kelly, Scott, Tricia

Poufwa Editor: Ryan

PeonCast Editor: Sue

Episode Length: 3’17’24