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This is the third installment of “Hogwarts Houses Divided” by Inverarity. In this episode, the DA begin to take on the Zero Tolerance rules. Harry steps into the role of godfather, and Hermione encourages Teddy’s protest against the school’s unfairness. Meanwhile, the house elves take a vacation.

Also in the podcast:

Tonight’s episode brought to you by drowsiness

We say goodbye to Leonard Nimoy

A clean game of Quidditch is boring

Hogwarts is pink

Wand Restrictions

Slughorn saves Teddy

Professor Binns surprises his students

Alan Rickman and koalas.

Hosts: Sue & Tricia

Guest Host: Moony

Editor: Cora

Total runtime: 1’58’11

This is our second installment of “Hogwarts Houses Divided” by Inverarity. In this one we tell jokes, talk about the weather in Boston and turn into pirates. In the story more wands have gone missing. Teddy tries to be a good friend, inter-house relations deteriorate and no one listens. This story is heating up – we find what might be stealing the wands, but we still have no idea why.

Also in the podcast:

Scott’s having a party

Sue’s 911 fail

Hair Growing Jinx

Exploding toilets

Boy who cried wolf

“I’m gonna jump”

Neville is special

Wand alarms

007

Kissing cousins

Hosts: Sue and Scott

Guest Host: Moony

Edited by: Sue

Total run time 2’01’48

This podcast begins a story recommended by one of our listeners. In “Hogwarts Houses Divided” by Inverarity we follow Teddy Lupin and a group of friends as they try to overcome the bitterness that divides the houses. We start off with a last minute addition of Moony to the podcast. While waiting for Moony, Sue and Scott talk Boston weather and cats. In the story, we find the Sorting Hat to be fed up and placing people in the wrong houses. Wands are mysteriously disappearing around the school and Slytherins are blamed. Will the four friends figure out what’s happening? Read along with us and find out.

Also in the podcast:

Fighting alpacas

Mike from the past

Snakes in a box

Tela-video

Interhouse cooperation

Hosts: Sue and Scott

Guest Host: Moony

Edited by: Sue

Total run time 1’36’53

In the final installment of “Just a Random Tuedsay” by Twisted Biscuit. We follow Minerva McGonagall on her trek through London and back to Hogwarts. This episode is just what the title implies: everything from computer troubles to thunderstorms delaying the podcast to crazy adventures at Hogwarts. In other words: if Poufwanians ever made it to Hogwarts, this would be their life.

Also in the podcast:

Star Trek references without Ryan involvement

Hufflepuff scarf

Mr. Popper’s Penguins

Lies and Alibis

Rescuing Fred

30 points from Slytherin

Teenage Angst

Rescuing Trelawney

Hosts: Sue and Scott

Guest Host: Scarlett

Edited by: Cora

Total run time 1’30’21

In this episode we find out what happens during the middle of the longest Tuesday in Minerva’s life, as we laugh our way through “Just a Random Tuedsay” by Twisted  Biscuit. We find out that Scott is devious, Scarlett approves and Sue’s text reader is just wrong. During Minerva’s afternoon, she encounters a food fight, penguins and a curious Hufflepuff. He has the best question. Meow. Oh and we come up with a new job for Voldemort.

Also In this Podcast:

-We are Nerds

-Scarlett is fast

-Hats 101

-Power tools

-Evil plans

-Death Eaters R Us

-Frog sex

-Bad kitty

Hosts: Sue and Scott

Guest Host: Scarlett

Editor: Sue

Time: 1’26’19

Disclaimer: Some of the opinions of the hostesses are not the opinions of the editor.

In the first installment of “Just a Random Tuedsay” by Twisted  Biscuit, we follow Minerva’s chaotic morning on a random Tuesday during Umbridge’s reign. In this story we get a professor’s perspective of the events that occurred after Dumbledore’s departure. Conspiracies, chaos, murder plots, and a pseudoSlytherin Minerva McGonagall make this fic a hilarious read.

Also In this Podcast:

-Scott is MIA

-Sue hasn’t had Scarlett in a Long Time

-Early Mornings Should be Banned

-Minerva McGonagall-Extortionist

-Not all Ravenclaws are Brilliant

-Umbridgitis

-Minerva has a soft spot for Slytherins

-Skiving 101

-Contrary to the hostesses’ opinion, Snape is not a freak

Hosts: Sue and Scott

Guest Host: Scarlett

Editor: Cora

Time: 59’03

Boats have always been a feature in Potterficweekly lore. We had LadyChi and Jen making Melinda cry over the “damn flipped over boat.” We had Mike and the “string pully boat” that he did not think he could drive. We had PS becoming a Merchant Marine. And most famously of all we had Jen getting pregnant on a boat. Well, have I got a boat story for you.

While everyone else in Boston was tucked up in a blizzard our illustrious Headmaster and his beautiful wife were spending time on a boat.

You don’t believe me? Well I don’t blame you, boats are associated with lies here on Poufwa, but I have proof. I have a secret recording.

We follow as Alf and George experience many mishaps in “We Belong II: In America” by mj2007. This is the final podcast of the We Belong Series. We learn that Canada has a Black Friday sale despite celebrating Thanksgiving in October, Sue boycotts Black Friday shopping, Tricia offers advice, and Moony has a headdesk moment. In the story, Ghost Cedric’s plan is put into action. Sue wants to lock Amos in a closet with Umbridge. Moony wishes George and Michelle would share their secrets already. Some secrets are revealed while others remain unspoken.

Also in the podcast:

-Sue’s Grill

-Our Faces Hurt because It’s Cold

-Dudley’s Grownup

-Alf is attacked by a Muggle Fruitcake

-How Lax is Airport Security?

-Failure to Communicate

-Tricia’s Got Food on the Brain

-Can we kick Bill?

-Ulrich Says the Darndest Things

-Moony’s got Slytherin Pride

Hosts:Sue, Scott, Tricia

Guest Host: Moony

Total Runtime: 1’35’38

Edited By: Cora (Thanks Cora!!)

We join our duo as they live as muggles in “We Belong II: In America” by mj2007. Sue’s mom has a fight with the new chipper shredder and it wins. Tricia’s son, “Ulrich the Clown” and Scott’s on video. We discuss Bob’s naughty pictures from PointofViewWeekly. In the story we find that Mr. O’Mally is an donkey’s behind, Grandpa Weasley finds out about planes and Draco has some primo whiskey. We also get very sad about one character in the story. George has finally found what he wants to write about and he’s on a roll. And once again we really like seeing them live in America as muggles.

Also in this podcast:

~A plethora of Mikes

~76 Liquor Stores

~Tiger Balm

~Fan art

~Riding the baggage carousel

~Cooking with Sue

~Rachael Ray = Molly

~Go Neville

~Microwaves

~Stuffed Dragons

~Christmas

~Sweet potato pie

~Molly’s cookbook

Host: Sue, Scott, Tricia

Guest Hosts: Moony

Editor: Sue

Time: 1’43’58

Tonight we bring you “We Belong II: In America” by mj2007. In this episode we talk about School Holidays, Headstart and crawdads. We also learn that Tricia is having battery trouble and Moony likes to sing. Well we already knew that about Moony. Sue recs some TV shows and starts a cooking discussion. When we finally get to the fic, we meet Mr. O’Malley, he’s going to give Molly a run for her money in the hate department. We also talk about “The Stolen Base that Changed the World” and decide we need Kelly back to tell us more about it. And we find that George is learning to cook. We enjoy seeing George being a muggle in America.

Also in this podcast:

~Ulrich says “HI”

~Eggnog

~The Dance

~Burning water

~Eating glass

~”Pick her up”

~JKR is a man

~Parenting 101

~Daddy Draco

~Naked George

~Charlie

~Thanksgiving

Host: Sue, Scott, Tricia

Guest Hosts: Moony

Editor: Sue

Time: 1’56’41