Beloved Professor, Harmless crackpot, Ministry Toad. What do these three woman have in common? No, really, what do these women have in common? Join us as we chat about Minerva McGonagall, Sybill Trelawney, and Dolores Umbridge, their backgrounds, their relationships, and how their ives intersect. We also answer the question of what would happen if these three were stuck in a cave together… what do you think would happen? Listen and decide! So... All aboard! *** Spoilers, Adult Language, Adult Themes **** Music note: Tinder profile music is from "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Joe Cocker, and the theme song uses a portion of "Modern Major General" from The Pirates of Penzance.