This episode is a full-blown trip down memory lane—and straight into our most unhinged, drunk younger-year stories. The kind that make you question your life choices… and then laugh so hard you can’t breathe. From bad decisions to even worse ideas, we’re sharing it all—because if you’re not belly laughing, you’re probably remembering your own stories right along with us.

This episode is a full-blown trip down memory lane—and straight into our most unhinged, drunk younger-year stories. The kind that make you question your life choices… and then laugh so hard you can’t breathe. From bad decisions to even worse ideas, we’re sharing it all—because if you’re not belly laughing, you’re probably remembering your own stories right along with us.

Welcome to the episode where dignity goes to die.

We’re sharing our most unhinged, public poop disasters—the kind you pray never happen… until they do. Because let’s be honest, if you’re not laughing, you’re crying—and this happens to everyone at some point. Consider this your warning… and your therapy.

BTW we are no longer on Patreon. We are free on YouTube and Spotify

Welcome to A Witch Named Menopause—the uninvited guest that shows up, wrecks your sleep, steals your patience, and cranks the heat to 100 for no reason. We’re spilling every hot flash, mood swing, and “wait… why did I walk in here?” moment your mother warned you about—and the stuff she definitely didn’t. If you’ve ever cried, raged, or laughed through the madness… you’re in the right coven.

This week is all about dating disasters—and we’re not holding back. From a nightmare cruise with a drunk boyfriend that spiraled into pure chaos, to Lorie’s unforgettable experience with a date who conveniently “forgot” to pay… we’ve lived it all so you don’t have to. If you’ve ever ignored red flags, this episode will hit way too close to home.

One brain runs on chaos, one runs on calendars. Lorie has ADHD, Suzanne has patience- and together they somehow finish a podcast.

Hot flashes, mood swings, and wondering why we walked into this room. Welcome to menopause.

Swipe right, swipe wrong. The dating disasters that still live rent free in our heads.

We are revisiting the outfits that raised us. Including the time, Will borrowed her grandma's dress and called it a look. We didn’t follow fashion trends… we were personally victimized by them. This episode dives into decades of Gen X style—big hair, bigger shoulder pads, questionable denim choices, and the emotional journey of getting dressed through it all. Now in our 50s, we’re asking the real questions: What actually works? What should’ve stayed in the past? And why is everything coming back to haunt us?

Before GLP-1 medications, we were fully booked on the hot mess express—cravings on overdrive, late-night “just one bite” turning into full-blown buffets, and menopause food noise screaming louder than our common sense. This episode? We’re spilling what dieting really looked like before things finally clicked… the binging, the guilt, the “starting Monday” lies—and why so many women are silently dealing with the same chaos.