H puts L on the spot to answer a difficult question, H gets high and expresses her absolute disinterest in space which leads us to tech bros and their raging boners for space, what is the appeal of bidets? Something about hungover Triscuits.

L’s sexy voice is what you're hearing but H is pretty sexy too, L challenges everyone to do one chaotic thing a day, who is Evan Bald? So you agree, you think you have Benjamin Button syndrome? L has been banned from Twitter and what the end of the world has to do with shower beers.

Oh yeah, and locking a fart in your car.

L finally got to see an 11 incher and no she will never be the same. She also got boss baby'd in the same night. We give our hot take on Tinder cringe, and H rips a bong and shares her best conspiracy theories. Oh! And, we're about to piss some people off re: monogamy.

H shares a core memory, L reads funny Amazon reviews, we discuss the complications of nail day, we all know about BDE but what's BFE?

Usually, our Patreons get the extended episode, but today we're sharing a sneak peek! Here's what we cover in this episode:
MVP shots we've shot, Kathussy, Divacup vs. Nixit, H gets put on blast, we get stalked by a fruit fly the whole damn time. Oh, and a lot about threesomes. And potential fivesomes.

We give bad male podcast hosts advice and possibly get things wrong ourselves, L finds the weirdest parts of the internet, and somehow it's hard to make a MMF threesome happen. Tubular meat.

It's LAUNCH DAY! H & L talk about conflict, L survived the 'rona but barely, and we change the world in 4 minutes!

H owned all the kids in her class with her pet named...nipples? question mark?

It's an unhinged gun girl summer and your hosts are HERE for it. Reality has served up a few too many slices so give this episode a listen and commiserate.

Listen, if it's sus, don't put it in your mouth. And other good advice.