-Hosts Chizzy and Amaya4000 introduce guest, a former rapper named King Feezy, and the other guest is late.
-We bring back the old “trying to outdo each other” portion of the previous shows, where we try to see who has the best story of the week, for 1 million imaginary points.
-Chizzy always thinks he has problems, until he hears Amaya’s problems, and then he realizes he doesn’t really have problems.
-Amaya4000 talks about going to the Veteran Affairs Hospital in Houston in January, and it’s now April, and he still doesn’t know what’s wrong with him, because no one has been talking to him.
-Amaya4000 talks about all the procedures he’s had to do, and no one talks to him after they are done, and he got all this medication in the mail, but he doesn’t know what it’s for.
-Amaya4000 doesn’t know what to do when going to Doctor’s offices or the etiquette because he never goes to the doctors.
-Chizzy talks about the overpricing of medical procedures in the United States, compared to healthcare in other countries.
-We discuss how Obamacare was said not to be a fee, and how now, the fee is doubling every year.
-Amaya4000 is diagnosed with depression through the V.A. for all his stories, but he feels okay.
-Chizzy completely lied to all his co-workers to get out of summer training sessions, to improve school lesson plans by saying his mom has colon cancer.
-Chizzy lies to his students with fake prizes for class contests, because they’re gullable.
-Amaya4000 tells his kid there is no Santa Claus, because his parents lied to him about it growing up.
-Amaya4000 recalls when he found out that Santa wasn’t real.
-Chizzy celebrated no holidays or birthdays growing up.
-Our guest King Feezy has been trying brain strengthening exercises to improve memory, and knows the capital cities of all the states and we test him on it.
-He says he can write down the entire periodic table from memory.
-Amaya4000 thinks King Feezy should let him be his manager and go count cards in Las Vegas casinos.
-We decide that King Feezy’s new found super powers are as usable as Aquaman’s ability to talk to fish.
-We play a song from the Houston band “Muddy Belle” called “Won’t Be No More” check out their full album on (https://muddybelle.bandcamp.com/album/mercy-me)
-Amaya4000 is mad at how everything he does or doesn’t do, he’s the one that has to pay for expenses.
-Every time his significant other volunteers or does something, Amaya4000 just hears “this is where you’re going to waste your money at today.”
-Amaya4000 is turning bitter and he’s trying not to be, but always spending money on bullshit.
-Amaya4000 has to spend his time off at home going to little kid’s birthday parties or baby shower or “girl’s night out.
-He is investing into a make up artist, but every time they have an appointment, he has to pay for supplies to do the work, so it costs money to try to make money which he never sees returned.
-Chizzy gives business advice which Amaya4000 thinks he’s going to just start a fight, if he brings it up, which he wants to avoid.
-We run out of time, so we continue this topic on the next show.
-We play another song from the band Muddy Belle called “I Got Time.”
