Power Word Fail - D&D Actual Play

Be the absurdity you wish to see in the world. The Failures forge a chaotic path into Northwatch. Along the way, they confront some soldiers, conceal some horses, and ruin one specific gnome’s day. 

The Failures fall apart. Differences of perspective and morality boil over as the party is strained to a breaking point. A goodbye is said, harsh words are spoken, and six very different people have to find enough common ground to move forward.

Just say no. Christopher and Evangeline process their encounter with Commander Zeos while the rest of the party comes to blows with the nefarious individuals outside of Northwatch.

Evangeline gone wild.  The Failures split, Evangeline and Christopher venture into Northwatch to buy some horses, and the rest of the party “accidentally” gets involved in the illegal drug trade.

Big Brother is watching. The Failures conclude their battle with the tree people and proceed along their path. Along the way, they discuss moral quandaries, negotiate for a depressed purple horse, and learn more about the leader of Northwatch.

Shut up, Dingleberry. The Failures decide what comes next. Christopher unleashes his powers to prove himself a hero, Pkelz receives a mysterious letter, and the party begins their trek south.

“...I sing it.” On their last night in Farrington, Ambrose and Evangeline clash, tensions rise between Pkelz and Miroz, and Spunk takes a bath while Fyrric woos a barmaid (accidentally). Dark and mysterious dreams plague the party as morning fast approaches.

Some decisions have fangs. The Failures awake in a town turned upside-down. Miroz reunites with an old friend, Spunk and Fyrric find an unlikely companion, and Ambrose and Evangeline confront their differences. 

“That is the point of freedom.” To prove themselves worthy of the legacy of the Crystal Court, the party enters their final trial. They find a crown, fight a battle, and decide what kind of heroes they want to be.

Drugs are wild. Six people wake up in a jail cell with no memory of how they got there. Somehow, things just get worse (and weirder).