Do not listen! My mind starts arguing with itself

I talk about how I spent the holidays, some parental revelations and some horrible dating experiences. All of this and nothing more while freezing my nuts off. Oh and a bit of heavy breathing.

I try my not so best to describe the major changes that are taking place in my life

I explain my absence to my non existent listeners and get into some deep-ish shit.

I slightly improve my talking ability, by not repeating myself over and over again. Instead I go on random rants of rubbish, which is a significant improvement since last time.

Don't listen, unless you like to see a downward spiral into an idiots life

Talking absolute drivel for half an hour into a phone