Tyler talks about why he hates winning at poker and why he wants to start a band. He reminisces about his time in a Christian metal band and how he almost got fired for swearing at a gig. Then, Tyler becomes slightly unhinged and rants about gatekeepers in the comedy community. But, good news for Prairie Dumpster fans in a blood diamond mine in Papa New Guinea!

Tyler calls up General Mills to discuss an incident he had with some Hamburger Helper. He also runs into bullies outside Safeway and recounts his conversation with a very cold Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike at Cafe 22. Also, bad news: Bible Belt Comedy Tour cancelled due to mounting death threats from the Halbstadt Hutterites.

Tyler talks about the Korean friend he had at one time. He makes the decision to get a Sausage McGriddles, talks about his fear of talking to women, and recaps his fantasy of singing in a hardcore band. The podcast has been shared, so top 800,000 is a realistic goal. Let's make it happen!

Tyler continues the trend of doing zero prep work for the podcast, and ladies and gentlemen, it shows. He talks about his academic history, how Siri is always listening, and the best breakfast sandwich he's ever had. Tyler's trying to make Prairie Dumpster a top 800,000 podcast, but this one might set him back.

Tyler speculates about what kind of old man he'll turn into and talks about his plans for death. He's also pretty sure that opening his hip is the key to solving all his problems up to and including getting rid of the ego in search of his true self. It's all in the hips.

Tyler talks about a new plan to become a millionaire through AI-generated hentai. He also covers ghosts, bigfoot, and decides that he's not gonna read anymore. He talks about his life as a pro-boxer, a prison convict, and other things he cooked up in fantasy land. Also, his tour of the 'stans is cancelled due to Chinese Spy Balloons, so he's doing a tour of rural Manitoba instead. Stay tuned!

Tyler talks about drinking too much, the Super Bowl, and Rihanna's half-time performance. Then he kind of goes off the rails and there's a ton of dead-air. It's borderline unlistenable content, but hey, now you know the rest of the story.

Tyler gives you the straight dope (debatable) on the latest news (there's nothing happening). Then things get dark and he reminisces about the time he went to Paraguay as a child and watched a cow get butchered. Also, some bad news for comedy fans in Kyrgyzstan :(

Pilot episode of the podcast, and Jesus Christ, it's a rough one. Turns out, I have nothing to say. But I do talk about being homeless in Winnipeg, oatmeal, and my upcoming tour of the 'stans. It'll get better, possibly.