We are back with tales from the long weekend and kick things off with a fresh Ill-Advised News. We have a man legally named Loony Toon and a marriage that one member of the union was unaware of. We hear how Nick Cannon can’t name all his kids, Anthony witnessed a master class in haggling, and is Cass a pirate now? We have Ska McDermott, release the bees, and falling asleep on the hood of a car and waking to a DUI.

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