Pre-Shift

Let's get this economy back on track people! The Brothers of Destruction keep it light (Corona Light) and discuss Vegas' temperature, body odor, office creep, tamale Karen and crappy neighbors... LITERALLY. If you come to Las Vegas, bring rations.

99 bananas and a chick ain't one! Jonesy is a house cat and self fertilizes his own yard. Thomas has a million dollar idea and Frank beats Justin in a race, at Resorts World. The crew also talk 90's cartoons, canned cocktails, masturbation work breaks and have a Geography test to determine 'Smartest Alvarado of the Week.' Unsend this Apple!

Only $5000 a jar! Jonesy goes to San Diego and rants about gas prices. Thomas is affected by staff shortages and Frank gives us his list of Dairy Queen Blizzards. The boys also talk Dayclub pool water, Popeye's fight, coffee meth and participate in the 1st ever 'Pre-Shift Spelling Bee'!

We don't care what flavor it is, WE'RE IN! Jonesy flies in and sets his thermostat to 65 degrees. Thomas can't come within 100 feet of Level 9 Studios and Frank gets a 6am wake up prank from special guest Sylvia! The crew talk about Oreos, Mona Lisa cake incident, Dead vs Dolls and rank 80's soundtrack songs. Rest in Peace Ray Liotta...

The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! Jonesy witnesses a shooting and brings a roll of toilet paper for his "sniffles". Thomas calls in sick, after visiting the zoo and kissing a monkey. Frank has the studio to himself and plays 'Pick the insult'. We also discuss Jack Nicholson, EDC kids and selling 'Lake Mead Corpse Water'.

It's EDC week and the infestation of half-naked zombies in fishnets on drugs has already begun. An appetizer of alleged shots fired at 'Lovers and Friends' and The Fremont Jumper which suspiciously did not make any headlines. We also discuss Pregnancy Whoppers and what to do if a Creep sits next to you on an airplane and takes pictures of your feet. Good luck out there brothers and sisters.

It's okay, we'll get through this together. The boys made it through another booze-filled, drug induced weekend. Jonesy bleeds all over the bar. Thomas witnesses a car crash, at the park and Frank wonders how many times he's sat on a cocaine toilet seat. NASA nudes, The Time Traveler, forearm penis and more Lake Mead news. R.I.P. to the Ipod.

It's Cinco de Mayo, Kentucky Derby, Mother's Day, Canelo and UFC 274... Oh we also have wild animals roaming the streets of Las Vegas and bodies washing up on what used to be Lake Mead. At least the NFL Draft is over!

We were never here. Nothing ever happened and no one will speak of this episode again...

How did you collapse your lung? Jonesy plays NFL Blitz and dominates. Thomas reviews 'The Batman'. Frank has stopped eating meat, ALLEGEDLY. They guys also discuss bar games, surprise party lawsuit, Lebanon shock experiment and Groom throws cake at Bride. What's your Tribe called again?