This very special Anniversary Edition recording was made with all of the love and joy that could be mustered in the Premature Evaluators universe!

So no, it’s not cinematic or podcasting gold… but it’s good. Or pretty good. Or adequate. But definitely worth listening to. Maybe.

Today we review X-Men Apocalypse and talk a lot about reviewing Captain America: Civil War. Also, it’s the episode that Mal absolutely had the most fun on. Hands down, one of the most fun episodes every.

Also…. if you’ve ever wondered who writes these descriptions — it’s probably obvious that it isn’t Mal.

We’ve dedicated this episode to a review of Captain America 3: Civil War.

So the title…. yea… you just gotta listen. Thanks.

We revisit some of our past segments via fan request. Yea, it’s true. Like, literally fans asked us for these. For real. Really.

Talk about a ranting episode…. There’s more passive aggressive anger in this episode than there was “uncles” at yo mama’s house!

No, really, this is a great episode.

Avery, Eli, Malcolm

Episode 6 features so much sexy scary content that you might need to change you undergarments more than a few times and for new, entirely different reasons.

Please excuse some of the buzzing and crackling through the first 15 minutes. We have a new setup in the studio and are working out some of the kinks.

School break is over and you can’t live at your mom’s anymore. It’s time to move out and become a man. Or a woman, if you’re a girl. Or a woman if you’ve just been trapped in that body, we don’t judge.

We’ve all been there… Young and jobless and stupid and having a sexual identity crisis. I mean, maybe. Maybe not. Who knows. What am I even talking about?