We decided it was time to end the embargo against the Lost Episodes. You guys have earned it!

Travel back in time with us to Christmas, 2015!

Enjoy!! And Merry Christmas, every douche.

In today’s very special episode we discuss love and relationships and all that Valentines-esque stuff. Also superpowers and robot angel demon kids.

Perfect Match

Bille Woodruff

Dana Verde

Terrence Jenkins

Jeff Nichols

Sarah Green

Jeff Nichols

Michael Shannon

Welcome to Episode 3! Where movies meet March and March meets drunk and disorderly!

With the unfortunate theme of March Movie Madness we don’t figure it’ll take you too long to guess what this episode covers. But we do it with surprising style!

DIRECTED BY

Johannes Roberts

SCREENWRITER

Johannes Roberts

Ernest Riera

CAST

Sarah Wayne Callies … Maria 

Jeremy Sisto … Michael 

Javier Botet … Myrtu

DIRECTED BY

Louis Leterrier

SCREENWRITER

Sacha Baron Cohen sasha barah cohen

Phil Johnston

CAST

Sacha Baron Cohen

Ian McShane

David Harewood

DIRECTED BY

Dan Trachtenberg

PRODUCED BY

Episode 2, as promised and on time! One day that won’t be a running joke because every episode will be on time. This month is not that month apparently….. But Season 2 is strong with the Punctualness thus far! Let us have faith!

We really hope you guys are loving the new format and production changes. Each episode will highlight movies from the coming month — giving you a chance to hear what we think about them and also give you a chance to decide if you want to watch them or not. Because basically our opinions are the only relevant ones.

DIRECTED BY

Babak Najafi

Fredrik Bond (Former)

SCREENWRITER

Creighton Rothenberger

Katrin Benedikt

Christian Gudegast

Chad St. John

CAST

Gerard Butler … Mike Banning 

Morgan Freeman … Speaker Trumbull 

Angela Bassett … Lynn Jacobs 

 DIRECTED BY

Jonas Cuaron

PRODUCED BY

Alfonso Cuaron

SCREENWRITER

Jonas Cuaron

CAST

Welcome to the first episode in 2016! We promise that it will be better than the first episode in 2015… If you haven’t heard it, rewind in time and take a listen.

On today’s episode we review Deadpool, The Choice and The Pack. You’re excited about at least two of them. We’ll tell you which. Because that’s a heard decision and we’re here to save you from those.

Avery, Eli, Stuart

Remember back in the day when it was a man’s world? No longer! Today’s world is equal opportunity! No longer does it require iron will, perseverance, courage and determination be accompanied by a penis! No, now our female equals can do some day-saving! And we can kick back, have a beer and enjoy progress!

On today’s episode we review some of Hollywood’s recent offerings in the Heroic Female Lead category. Also, we inadvertently might have offended some of the ladies. Sorry.

Avery, Eli, Stuart

Sometimes you want to watch movies. Sometimes you want to play video games. And then, occasionally, you want to watch a movie about a game that you used to play.

I mean, maybe that happened once… because after that once you learned what we’ve all learned over the years: they suck.

Avery, Eli, Stuart

Let’s face it America: We is a zombie nation. We loves us some zombies. All of the movies are about zombies. All of the books are about zombies. There are even zombie cereals. Zombie politicians. Zombie porn stars… there’s no end to the zombie craze!

Hopefully it’s just a zombie fad. But, if so, this has been the longest lasting fad ever…

Avery, Eli

Who cares about racing? We do!

Need for Speed was one of the most highly anticipated movies of the decade and we’re super happy to highlight this movie during this podcast!

Wait… this poses a question: At what point do we stop failing at being humorous during these podcast descriptions and enter the realm of bold faced lying? Who are we kidding… we have probably always just lied.

Avery, Eli, Stuart

We believe the children are our future. And as such we’ve dedicated this episode to them and the movies Hollywood has so graciously laid at their tiny feet.

Sure… they’re probably getting a little short-changed compared to our childhood movies. But it’s all that they know. Probably all that they deserve too.

Avery, Eli