Premier League Rant!

Premier League Rant!

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Premier League Rant! episodes

  • Farsenal Stumble | Mersey Monday Preview | Chelsea's "Perfect 10" | Man City v Gunners will be YUGE

    A special mid-week round up as we look forward to Week 17 in the Premier League.

    It was not a good week for Arsenal. All of their rivals won as they lost away to Everton. We look at their upcoming Super Sunday clash against Manchester City fresh off a (drum roll) CLEAN SHEET!

    Chelsea hit their "perfect 10" can they keep it going?

    LIVERPOOL ARE BACK (until they are not). A Juicy Merseyside Derby awaits.

    United seem to have steadied the ship but they face their toughest apponents yet......WEST BROM?!?! Ya they are good this season.

    All that and less. Enjoy :)

    35 min
  • Chelsea's bukake on Manchester City | Liverpool get took from behind | Mourinho needs you to decide | Alexis Sanchez Show

    Oh hello there.

    Lots of talking points after week 14 in the Premier League.

    Naturally we begin with the match of the week. Nymma basks in all the glory that is Chelsea FC as they show Manchester City how to put a few in you.

    Roach laments a tough loss when Bournemouth take them from behind to beat on them at their own game.

    Arsenal wipe their arses with limp West Ham United.

    Mourinho cracks start to spread.

    Please excuse all the vulgar and honestly uncalled-for sexual innuendos, it won't happen again.

    All that and less. Enjoy :)

    Tweet us @RantKings

    45 min
  • Good Riddance International Break: A Week 12 Premier League Preview.

    As we bid a fond farewell to the International Break, we run a quick preview of the top games of the coming weekend. It's good to be back.

    Previewing:

    Arsenal's trip to Old Trafford to face Manchester United.
    A grudge match between Arsene "The Wang" Wenger and Jose "I'm not related to Dan Marino" Mourinho.

    Can Chelsea to continue their unbelievable form against newly promoted Middlesbrough? Ya probably. But perhaps without Costa and Hazard? We'll see.

    Liverpool are without Lallana & Coutinho as they visit their former selves, Southampton.

    Manchester City about to pummel Crystal Palace. This one is going to get ugly.

    Tottenham get their Kane back just in time for another London Derby.

    All that and less.

    Tweet us @RantKings

    Enjoy :)

    35 min
  • STATE OF THE UNION

    Two long lost pals catch-up and check in with the Premier League to offer a break from the International Break.

    With roughly a quarter of the season in the bag, dare we say that this is shaping up the most competitive Premier League season EVER?

    And yes we've took an extended vacation, please don't kill us.

    Enjoy :)

    1 hr 12 min
  • EPL Week #4 Don't Forget Deodorant: Marvelous Manchester Derby | Liverpool Lump Leicester | Arsenal Luck Out

    We welcome back beautiful footy fam from a long international break. Hope you've been well, we check in on our whereabouts during the long break then get right into the big action.

    Mourinho's Manchester United looks almost naive against a well prepared and motivated Manchester City headed by arch rival Pep Guardiola. What went wrong for our old buddy Jose?

    Liverpool have one of those good days against former champs Leicester City, they were due. Now to face Chelsea who buckled against Swansea to drop 2 points.

    Arsenal win with a few good rolls of the dice. All that and less on this week's WPLR.

    Enjoy :)

    Tweet us @RantKings

    56 min
  • EPL Week 3: Manchester Status Quo | There You Are Arsenal | Spurs Salvage 1 vs Liverpool | Chelsea Keep Pace

    We talk Week 3 in the Premier League. F*UCK the coming international break btw.

    Manchesters impress once again, slowly carving their identities. We'll see who's best next week when they match up. Juicy.

    Liverpool start strong against Tottenham but get jacked for all 3 points via a Danny Rose rocket equalizer.

    Arsenal decide to show up, fashionably late.

    Leicester play like the team we've all grown to know and love but subconsciously hate.

    All that and more. Tweet us @RantKings Enjoy :)

    47 min
  • EPL WEEK 2: Arsenal officially* out of title race! | Did Chelsea bribe ref again? | Liverpool Livepoop | Manchesters got it goinon

    Week 2 and we still don't know sh*t yet. Anyone who tells you different is your enemy. However, let's face it. It's likely that Arsenal won't with the EPL this year. I think that much we can all agree on right? Also just as likely that one of the Manchesters do win it. I mean c'mon, can you believe the amount of talent in that city between the two teams? They could possibly end Isis if they really wanted to. One of them are hands-down taking the trophy this year. And let's not forget, Liverpool got Europa League written all over them already. Don't ask us about Chelsea tho, we are just as confused as you but one thing WE CAN tell you is Leicester ain't doin jack this year. Not to mention, Spurs.

    All that and less on this week's Premier League Rant. Enjoy :)

    PS. Twitter just called to tell us we are about to hit the maximum limit of followers. I know, freaking sucks. It's ok because we sweet-talked them and they are allowing people to follow us for another five minutes of you reading these show notes. So please take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity and follow @RantKings on Twitter. You won't regret it.

    59 min
  • IT HAS BEGUN. A Premier League Week 1 Review: Arsenal flunk the test | Manchesters rejoice | Chelsea nail bite to 3 points

    We are happy to be back with a brand spankin new EPL season. Premier League has begun so listen up.

    Today we take a good look at Arsenal FC and their continued disappointment on game 1, this time to an inspired Liverpool offense. We then talk Manchesters, juicy games for both Manchester United and Manchester City as Mourinho and Guardiola show us what they are made of. Leicester also showed us what they are made of, apparently not the same material that won them the league in just a few months ago.

    Listen, enjoy and follow us on twitter @RantKings

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    55 min

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