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This was my favourite overflow for some time - Jack did his own research and found at quote saying that the CDC boss is caling for white genocide in the vaccine refusers! Is it though? Is that what's happening here?

Zeppelins are carry death spores which we should shoot down immediately. Yesterday even. Actually, no. Yes. But what about the Wuhan BioWeapons(tm) on board!

We close with Guru. He's running for office. Well, he thinks he's already a senator. Why? He's an idiot. The election is next month and it's going to be a six week headkicking campaign by news and the daily mail with a competition to see which outlet can make Guru angrier.

I think they'll tie.

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