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It's been a little bit quiet at the TCRP stables as Joel takes a sabbatical after easter to prevent total burnout but regular programming will resume - we have a some plans in the pipeline including a fairly silly episode written by ChatGPT showing how utterly replaceable we are and Jack has a very interesting true crime interview lined up. A bit of an exclusive.

This week we look at the liberal party and their position on the voice. Dutton has decided to go with the no vote and it's already tearing his party apart. Top work constable. Real good work champ. Looks like the libs will need to get used to opposition for a while...

Trump is in trouble - all the way up his crusty butthole. See, in a main episode I would have edited out the rambling about Trump's anus but Patrons get the good shit. He is in trouble. Lots of it. And nobody cares about Eric. Still.

Finally we look at the right wing tantrum around the Bud Light x Dylan Mulvaney promotion which saw Dylan's face on a can of Bud Light to celebrate a year of transition. The actual ad itself is pretty cute but she has made right wing nut jobs lose their minds. Why? Dumb reasons. Really dumb reasons.

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