Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole afternoon in The Fenton in Leeds for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write a prequel, a sequel and a requel telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a Chris Lumb...
...and a Noel Curry...
...and an Eddie French...
...a Tom King...
...and a special guest, Rivka Utley...
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
Prequel Sequel Requel.