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Trev, James, and Paul are READY TO RAGE, which involves nuking everything from orbit. It’s an enchanting evening with Fallout 76, Spiderman, The Last of Us 2, Ghost of Tsushima – the hits are all here! Also covered: dancing Pandas, taking hobbits to Isengard, and Night Trap for some reason.

Yeah, we were too busy hustlin’ our buns at E3 to sit down and yap, but we brought the hottest of takes back with us. Paul, James, Trevor, and Shawn get stuck in on EA and Microsoft, crapping all over EA’s terrible conference while praising Xbox PR’s organization skills and OH MY GOD CYBERPUNK SWEET BABY JESUS. Also covered: staying out of people’s panties, unwelcome urinal requests, and boiling one’s potatoes.

Paul, James, and Shawn gather round the pit of knowledge to discuss what might happen at E3, and only 2 make it out alive. Anthem, The Division, Ghost of Tsushima, we’ve got it all. Meanwhile, the idea of Skyrim on a fridge gets at least one cast member semi-turgid. Also covered: The mistake that is the FF7 Remake, lingering torso shots, and the terrible might of Cyber-Gwent.

The world’s biggest Vegas Golden Knights fan, Shawn, returns to the cast and gets into his cups while discussing God of War and Detroit: Become Human. Meanwhile Trevor missed the soft kisses, and Paul can’t say much about Vampyr. Also covered: Andre the Giant’s massive toes, Steam swallowing its figurative foot, and the passing of Totalbiscuit.

God of War Spoilers from 4:20 (yeahhhh buddy) to 17:15.

Paul, James, and Trevor recklessly throw shade towards Call of Duty but are secretly curious about its cave of wonders. Meanwhile, James vows to never lick another E3 doorknob, Paul reads mean tweets from morons, and Trev is blissfully ignorant of the week’s releases. Also Covered: accessible gaming, too faithful SNES-like games, and the undeniable value of dick puns.

Paul, Trevor, and James mourn the loss of Boss Key by dragging Cliff Blezinski through the dirt yet again while also covering some great (God of War) and shitty (The Watchmaker) games. Meanwhile, James runs his mouth about the FF7 Remake, Paul enjoys a delicious Bomber Brewing product, and Trev is just happy to be alive again. Also covered: annoying piles of cash, Harry Potter’s incompetence, and finally getting that third boat.

With most of the regular cast away having ‘lives’ or some BS, Paul, Garrett, and James talk about motion captured horse junk, mobile pay to play, viral poopy pants, and the rapidly approaching E3. Also covered: God of War, E3 2018 hot predictions, casting yet more shade on poor Cliffy B.

WSAS enthusiast and general good guy James returns to the cast as Paul and Shawn go nuts for God of War. Besides Dad of Boy, we talk about Campo Santo, Swords of Ditto, talking ducks (again), and finally catch up on several weeks of email. Also covered: human soup, series that need to be overhauled, and beer.

Which one of us is the mad dad? You be the judge. Salty Shawn hates on Yakuza 6 and the Shenmue remasters, Trevor finished a game for once, and Paul goes ape for a good conspiracy theory. Also covered: DELICIOUS ice cold Parallel 49 Beer (they don’t pay us), Xbox shitting the generation, and 10ish Perfect Video Game Dads.

There’s blood in the water as fresh faced James talks about the disappointing Extinction and curses like a sailor at his computer. Shawn gets salty about bad journalism, and Paul defends the storytelling in Far Cry 5. It’s a 5 beer cast in honor of Spider-Man, ladies and germs – Kaz Hirai CEO would be proud. There’s a perfect list of perfect intro sequences too, the perfectness of which can’t be undersold.