Sea of Thieves is underwhelming, yet Shawn soothes his tender throat like a true pirate – with rum. Also: Far Cry 5, Why review scores are bogus, Atari VCS, and 10 absolutely perfect villains in games.

There’s shit to cover this week with Shadow of the Tomb Raider, God of War, Ni No Kuni 2, and Bruce Cockburn on the docket. Also: perfect video game trailers, Shawn gets whooped by his wife, Trev calls Paul names, and Mr. Drippy makes another saucy appearance.

Real life fails to get in the way of this 4 beers long episode where we talk the talk on roller derby, Black Ops 4, and copycat cycles. Also covered: the merits of Guitar Hero setlists, delayed games, and getting the cops called on you 101.

Get yourself a big ol’ bevvie, then settle in for 90 minutes of PS Plus, Into The Breach, Crackdown, Monster Hunter World, and 10 games that’d be perfect on the Switch. Also covered: getting old, sagging ships, and acronyms that start with F. Yeah, things got weird.

In this episode, Shawn sheds a tear, Trevor is shook by Mr. Drippy, Paul barely Survives, and The Walking Dead has sucked for years. Also covered: Black Panther, shocking in game item sales, greasy business practices, and casting mad shade on Konami.

We’re a day late due to technical troubles, but this here’s a jammed full cast including Fe, Metal Gear Survive, Burnout, and Twitch’s community guidelines. Also covered: flawless seduction methods, the art of the Ninja Turtles films, and games with 2’s in the title.

Paul, Shawn, and Trevor get their mojos going by discussing the week’s releases, God of War, Red Dead 2, and Mario + Rabbids, while producing a list of the definitive 10 best SNES RPGs. Also covered: Targeted Viagra Ads, the new new Ninja Turtles, and Dirk Diggler.

The boys talk tough about the Superbowl, wax poetic about studio acquisitions, and even talk about some games they like and/or hate. Also covered: crunchless Doritos, getting into one’s cups.

The boys channel Canadian legends, nay, heroes Bob and Doug McKenzie to talk about Microsoft’s Game Pass news, Anthem, Shadow of the Colossus, PUBG, Fortnite, and Downgradez. Also covered: Rhode Island, cuddling in theatres.

Paul, Trevor, and Shawn discuss some games like Monster Hunter World and Metal Gear Survive, while considering the personhood of anthropomorphic penises and things that make you go hmmmmm.