The players come up with a plan to pay the rent that may or may not involve ransacking their bosses home, Lolani goes on a rampage in a toy store, and a new hero joins the fray!

Finally, Mortimer Crim stands before our players, and a life of adventure and heroics awaits! But first, there’s a little matter of a contract. And then, after all that hemming and hawwing over possibly signing themselves into a life of slavery, the players are given their first noble quest!

If only it was that simple! Having dealt with the crowd, the other players’ patience runs out when Dweezil Zappa walks through the door without waiting. Each of them hatch their own plan to get inside Crim’s office.

It seems like the players aren’t the only people looking for work. But just because there’s a massive and ever growing horde of violent sociopaths getting in their way, does that stop our heroes? Of course not! But do they have the chutzpah, and the tools, to get the job?

The adventure begins! We meet the players and their characters, who are surely destined to become the best of friends! Introducing Lolani the city guide, Dweezil Zappa the effete dwarvish noble, fantasy-Batman Shira Snow, the orc with a white picket fence Ragna, and the Worlds Greatest Sculptor Crispin Ascalon.