If you're looking for a violent explosive episode that is sure to put you to sleep, we're flowing at you like an unkinked garden hose with the best podcast about The Pretenders and the 152nd greatest album of all time, Pretenders.

But if you came here for the music you're going to need just a little patience because first we remove our ball gags and discuss what it takes to be a great teacher, things that we're too old to be wearing, and the best way to cook salmon. We also become the best podcast about Vanilla Ice and the best podcast about the Undertaker, but our gong doesn't use the same baseline. Finally, we put on our $25,000 alpaca and drink your milkshake when we cover the best drama movies of all time. Our selections will surely make you grimace. 

Then at (1:00:00) you can stop your sobbing because we dive into the The Pretenders 1979 album, Pretenders. We discuss The Pretenders guitar riffs, the best songs from Guitar Hero II, and Chrissie Hynde's best composition ever, which your friends will enjoy, 

Next week we're going to Man-Size this podcast and Hook you back in when we become the best PJ Harvey podcast and discuss her 1993 debut album, Rid of Me.