THREE HOURS!!! This boring, self-indulgent "patriotic" mess is THREE HOURS! Anyway...come enjoy our take on the famous Kevin Costner ego project that is The Postman. At least we all know if the world goes to shit, we can all rely on the US Postal Service to save us all.

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Antonio Banderas plays a Middle Eastern man with a thick Spanish accent who decides to join up with Vikings he doesn't understand to fight an enemy he's never heard of all for...reasons? Captivating, I know. Well join us, warriors, as we discuss this dud.

Well, this one isn't terrible...but don't worry, it's also not good by any measure. This one is a grossly miscast epic adventure with uneven tone and pacing. If you like explosions though this one may be for you. So hoist the sails and come along for the pirating escapades with us!

Song: The World's Most Epic Sea Shanty

Composer: Alexander Nakarada

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Happy 2026, nerds! The theme this year is....CAREER KILLERS. We dive right in with a truly awful Bruce Willis film that is completely nonsensical and devoid of any joy. At least there was Frank Stallone? Anyway, buckle up, folks, it's going to be an interesting year!

As our year of Arnie wraps up we delve right into the iconic Xmas movie, Jingle All the Way. It really puts you into that consumerism spirit with some laughs along the way. Make sure you stay until the end to hear our final rankings of the Arnie films we watched in 2025. Have a great holiday season and you'll hear from us again in 2026!

The year is coming to a close and the penultimate movie for your consideration is 1988's Twins. A time when you got away with a lot more in a PG movie it seems. Finally nice to see some actual chemistry between costars as well. There's a lot of plot(s) going on but it's well done and leads to a rewarding 90+ min experience.

What happens when you team up Arnold attempting a Russian accent with Jim Belushi doing whatever the heck it is he does? You get a terrible movie with two leads and zero chemistry. At least we get to see Gina Gershon a couple times though? Buckle up, and take a trip on the garbage truck with us.

Back on track with a classic. Can you believe Pat has also never seen the Terminator movies? Insane! Well let's dive into Arnie's iconic role that solidified him as a leading man by having very little dialogue. Less is more when it comes to lines for our main man.

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Another early Arnie film this month BUT one that is actually watchable. Heck, I'll even say it was "Pretty Good". Tune in and let us know if you agree. It's full of Arnie noises and what seems like just a little too much horse violence.

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Sorry for the false advertising, this in not good, it's also not pretty good, it's absolute trash. Never watch this movie, EVER. I'm still working on forgiveness as Pat made me watch this movie. Tune in to find out just how wretched this stinking turd left in a hot car truly is.

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