How times were you almost abducted as a kid? Apparently the experts were regulars at getting into strangers cars and it always turned out fine. Or they didn't but that's lost time and we don't remember

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Mike trolls some dork named Melissa on Craigslist and the rest of the Experts piss moan and gripe about other stuff

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Another week in ultra black keep your windows closed lockdown but at least the Experts are still in good spirits (spoiler nah)

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Back by popular demand! Another episode of the Experts pitching ideas and inventions to each other that literally no one would every use.

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Gripes pissing and moaning and lots of talk about collecting hockey cards

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Happy NYE cuckers. This week the experts gripe piss and moan about frivolous inconveniences and talk about cool shit we did when we were young - aka the exact same show as every week.

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As is tradition, The Experts gather round on this fine Christmas Eve and talk about nothing and complain, piss and gripe about most others. Great fan question sent in from Brian derails everything as per usual.

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Tim Hortons fight (audio included), some gripes, some inventions - this one has it all.

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Full bullshit and gripe episode. How do you like your coffee? Do you watch the crown? Would you fuck me?

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Best show ever? Oh best show ever. This week the Experts pitch each other products like Dragons Den/Shark Tank and laugh the entire time? Some of these products are pure gold, and some of them are mini septic tanks you wear in your pants to catch accidental poops.

Thank you Bike Thiefs for the rager intro! New album "Leaking" out now on Stomp Records