Prey and a Lamb

By TwoBit VA

Once there was a little lamb. Then he grew old, but not up. The end? No, just the ordinary beginning to a hideous life.

The hit series "Prey and a Lamb" written by Lamb's Prey!

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January 29, 2025 Chapter 81: Listening to Demands
Another chapter! Later than intended, but hey, way better than I have been.
Also I realized I cut the last line of the chapter off by mistake, oops
Art by AnotherDeadRat:
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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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1h 18min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 80: To Kill a Mocking Prey
And we're back! I want to say thank you to everyone who is still listening to the audiobook, it really means a lot to have people care about the work I put out and the effort that goes into this. Enjoy the chapter and here's to finishing the audiobook this year!
I've had a lot going on in my life, been very stressed, but worst of all I got sick with something that has made my voice hurt and my throat and sinuses stuffy for the last month and a half or so! You might be able to notice it, I actually recorded this chapter on like 4 different days because of the state of my voice. It's subtle, but you can kinda tell when I left for a few days and came back just from how the mic sounds.
Anyway, I'm very happy to finally have another chapter out, my voice is finally starting to feel better, and I'm feeling optimistic that I'll be able to get back to weekly uploads! (hopefully)
Also a huge thank you to AnotherDeadRat who did the artwork for this arc! I'm absolutely in love with out it turned out and I'm so happy to finally be using it! (He did this piece for me like 6 months ago, sorry it took so long to get here)

Art by AnotherDeadRat:
https://twitter.com/another_erat

Support the audiobook:
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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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2h 10min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 79: Is this What it's Come to?
Lmao, what upload schedule?? Don't worry the audiobook is not dead! Just my schedule is. It may get more consistent, it may not, however the PaaL audiobook will be finished in 2024! I have no intention of quitting before it is done.
Art by A Homeless Puppy.

Support the audiobook:
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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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2h 5min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 78: Happy to Help
Oh boy, just one chapter left in this arc after this!
Art by A Homeless Puppy.

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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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1h 17min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 77: A Bird in the Bush is Worth Two per Bit
GAH! I have been so dang busy with work, I've been working basically 7 days a week for the last couple months. But I have now quit that job and intend to make regular uploads again! Wish me luck and enjoy chapter 77!
Also chapter 77 is the best chapter because it has my name in the title :P

Art by A Homeless Puppy.

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45min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 76: Old Lies, New Opportunities
Fun fact, turns out I have some pretty significant dyslexia! If you aren't familiar with dyslexia, effectively it means my brain has trouble processing letters, which makes reading hard!
I got tested recently and scored something like a 35/50, putting me in the "severe" range. After getting the test I told the doctor that I narrate audiobooks and they gaped at me, I guess people who have a visual impairment don't normally take on work that is 100% reading based haha.
Normally dyslexia would be caught at a young age, but I never got tested because despite reading slow I always did really well in school. I read about as fast out loud as I do in my head, and frequently will have to re-read things a few times to retain it. It's very frustrating, and as a result I don't read books very frequently these days.
This shows up in the audiobook as the occasional messed up word or wrong name, however behind the scenes in this chapter alone I edited out around 220 flubbed lines. It really adds up!
On the bright side, I've been prescribed some specialty glasses to help with dyslexia, when I get those in a few weeks I may find reading easier than it's ever been, wouldn't that be novel!
I'm also currently working a temp job that is taking up most my time. I have mandatory overtime pretty much every weekend, so finding time to record has been a challenge. I should be done with this job some time next month though, so soon I'll have proper audiobook time again (I hope).
I'm also not convinced anyone reads these descriptions, if you actually read this far leave a comment calling me four eyes or making fun of the narrator that can't even read or something, I'd get a kick out of that.
Art by A Homeless Puppy.

Support the audiobook:
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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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1h 19min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 75: For Want of a Teacher a Nail was Lost
Wow we're back!
I've been so busy for the last couple months, even getting this chapter recorded and edited was tough. I was hoping things would lighten up for me last week, but life only got busier haha. Still though I'm hoping to get back on a consistent schedule again as best I can. I'm going to shoot for a once a week schedule for now, so just one new chapter every Wednesday until I can free up my schedule a bit.
Art by A Homeless Puppy.

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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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1h 11min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 74: It was long Fore-Sewn
I had a lot of fun recording this chapter, hopefully the leveling is ok for all the yelling.
Normally when you're recording lines, if you're going to be shouting a lot you would turn down your gain so that you don't have any peaking, and when you're talking at a regular volume you would have it at a higher gain.
The problem with recording something long like an audiobook is that it isn't practical to change the gain throughout because it would add a lot of time to the recording and editing processes. So because of that when there is a lot of yelling like this you may hear some peaking because I don't have the time that adjusting the gain every couple of lines would require as I'm doing this entire audiobook in my free time (which is very strained at the moment) and entirely for free.
All that being said, enjoy the chapter!
Art by A Homeless Puppy.

Support the audiobook:
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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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1h 34min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 73: Home is Where the Broken Heart Sits
Backstory Chapter Backstory Chapter
Art by A Homeless Puppy.

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1h 44min
January 29, 2025 Chapter 72: Ours is Not to Question Why
Art by A Homeless Puppy.

Support the audiobook:
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Read the original story by Lambs Prey here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395988/prey-and-a-lamb
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1h 45min

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How many episodes does Prey and a Lamb have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.