Kyrah Gray joins tippy and tism, otherwise known as Will and Producer Hugh to teach us about Fruit Love Island, the evils of phone snatching and how to become a voice actor.

Kyrah has a brand new show at the Soho Theatre Wednesday 15th and Thursday 16th of April. Get tickets here.

Kyrah spent 6 hours and 24 mins on her phone on monday, enough time to cycle (5 hours and 25 mins) to the East Anglian Railway museum and spend roughly the recommended time exploring their exhibits. (The museum has a wide collection of locomotives and rolling stock, some of which are fully restored, three are converted into Thomas, Percy and Toby replicas). This was written by producer Hugh, who is definitely not autistic.

After this we dive into Kyrah's notesapp where we find a new term for creeps who sexualise fruit with AI. Wait people do that? Yes. It's called Fruit Love Island and it's terrible.

Anyway we need find out if Bananito will break from his initial couple with Watermelina and be with his true love PinaPina!

Guest Bio:

Comedian, actress and presenter Kyrah Gray began her comedy career in 2019 and has been making waves on the circuit ever since. Kyrah has secured impressive gigs across the UK, and in 2023 she graced the prestigious O2 Arena stage as part of Mo Gilligan’s Black British Takeover. She has also supported Axel Blake, Tom Davis, Ziwe, Guz Khan, Judi Love, Romesh Ranganathan, Celeste Barber, Jamali Maddix, Russell Kane and others on tour.

Beyond live performances, Kyrah’s talent on screen has led to her hosting the comedy dating series Gagging for It, one of four shows selected as Sky’s first ever Digital Shorts. She also fronted her own Comedy Central six-part series Dating Horror Stories, performing the lead role. Kyrah has performed for Comedy Central Live and BBC 1Xtra’s Comedy Gala, with her stand-up clips reaching over 20 million views on TikTok. She has starred in Netflix’s YouTube sketch ‘What Would You Do?’ with Harry Pinero, appeared in multiple Channel 4.0 series, and featured in Nines’ Crop Circle 2 film.

Kyrah’s skilful comedic voice has landed her a seat in the writers’ room for hit shows Bad Education and Rosie Jones’ Out of Order, as well as developing her own scripts and a podcast. The future is bright for this charismatic and captivating performer.

Host: Will Sebag-Montefiore

Guest: Kyrah Gray

Producer: Hugh Smiley

Ben Pope, the founder of Team Helmet, definitely absolutely loves his phone...

Joining Will today is comedian, writer and the only stand up comedian that we can definitely confirm has read at least 1 book, its Ben Pope!

Ben Pope has only actually had a smartphone since 2019 and is therefore still working it all out. His photos app is a collection of whacky random things he's found and his screentime is one of the lowest we have ever seen.

Ben pope joins us just before his filming of his new special The Cut, on April 9th, tickets here.

Guest Bio:

Ben Pope is a stand-up comedian, bookseller, writer and comedy performer.

He has been doing stand-up for over a decade (as an act and MC), gigging regularly across the UK, and taking a host of critically-acclaimed shows to the Edinburgh Fringe - including the solo stand-up hours Baby Sasquatch (2018), Dancing Bear (2019) and most recently The Cut (2025) which received rave four-star reviews from The Scotsman, Evening Standard and The Telegraph, and was nominated for NextUp Biggest Award in Comedy.

His YouTube specials Mr Big Stuff (2022) and Holy Cow (2024) have been viewed 56k times and counting. In 2023 he took Holy Cow on his first nationwide tour around the UK and NZ, including a run at London’s Soho Theatre. Not to brag, but Joe Lycett said it was ‘excellent.’ In 2025 he took The Cut on a new 14-date tour of the UK.

Ben has written for The News Quiz (BBC Radio 4) and DMS Are Open (Radio 4), and has appeared on Comedy Central’s Achievement Unlocked, Dave’s Comedy Guide to Life and the BBC New Comedy Award on Radio 4 Extra. He’s also opened for Simon Amstell, Nick Mohammed (Mr Swallow), Kieran Hodgson, Jazz Emu, Max & Ivan, David Elms and Alex Kealy on tour.

In his spare time (haha) he manages Review, an independent bookshop in Peckham. Ben has largely tried to keep his bookselling and comedy lives separate - but in 2025 he started posting a series of comedy reels about books. These have now been viewed hundreds of thousands of times on TikTok and Instagram. He runs Ben’s Book Club - a live book club comedy show - at the Bill Murray in Angel, and co-runs Comedians Do Poems at Review with comedian Amy Matthews.

Ben’s prose has appeared in the Bookseller, the Idler and Inkling Magazines, and his newsletter Lo! can be subscribed to now - it features illustrations by Will Hughes.

Host: Will Sebag-Montefiore
Guest: Ben Pope
Producer: Hugh Smiley

What if the Traitors was about something not very algorithm friendly? Cecily Hitchcock pitches Will Sebag-Montefiore her idea for a brand new Claudia Winkleman show...

Joining the show today is comedian, actor and baritone singer Cecily Hitchcock! The two go through her bizarre hometown of Crambourne, Cecily's creative idea for a new hit TV show and her fascination for weird old jellies.

Want to see what Big Bird would look when crossed with a Teletubby? Cecily Hitchcock made sure to show us with her incredibly cursed Facebook market place.

Guest Bio:

Cecily Hitchcock is a comedy siren, crowd enchantress & heckler annihilator. Her unique mix of outlandish anecdotes and off-beat observations have gained traction both online and on stage. Cecily is an accomplished live M.C and her sketches and stand up videos have amassed over 15 million views on social media and have been featured on Ladbible, The Sidemen & Brewdog.

“Outstanding” – The Independent

“Hot” – Katherine Ryan

Check out Cecily's work here: https://www.instagram.com/cechitch/

Check out Cecily's Work In Progress show here.

Host: Will Sebag-Montefiore

Guest: Cecily Hitchcock

Producer: Hugh Smiley

Daisy Doris May wants the longest beard ever and is kind enough to teach Will some Manchester chat up lines!

Joining Will today is Character comedian, drag king and the artist formerly known as Fidddddly Bob Wood-ley its Daisy Doris May!

Daisy loses her phone so often she's turned up with a phone that isn't hers... It's her partners old one. But don't worry we still managed to go through her notesapp sketches and her whatsapp group chats.

We even get an exclusive read through of their first all characters included sketch. Steve Porters, HÄNS OFF and The Divine Karen Moonstone all being interviewed by Daisy Doris May (played by Will Sebag-Montefiore)

You can find ticket's to Daisy's March and April shows here.

Guest Bio:

Daisy Doris May is a drag king, writer, and performer known for bold, character-driven comedy rooted in queerness and identity. Her acclaimed sketch acts - Steve Porters, HÄNS OFF and The Divine Karen Moonstone - have cemented her reputation as a rising comedy talent, with comparisons to the next Catherine Tate.

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Since graduating from ArtsEd, Daisy has worked across theatre, TV, cabaret, and film for over a decade. Her screen credits include Sex Education, Professor T, The Last Kingdom, Genius, and most recently, the upcoming Downton Abbey film. She is also the narrator of Channel 4’s First Dates and the voice of KISS FM. Discover more of her voiceover work HERE.

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Her live credits include solo residencies at Soho Theatre, tour support for Hannah Gadsby at the London Palladium, and a long-running spot at The Box with her queer cabaret collective, HÄUS OF DONS. At the Edinburgh Fringe, Daisy performed her solo shows How to Flirt: The TED XXX Talk and How to Mate: The Second TED XXX Talk to sold-out audiences and rave reviews. She recently completed a run at the Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne International Comedy Festival, where she was nominated for Best Comedy 2025.

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Daisy was the winner of MAN UP (Europe’s largest Drag King competition), winner of Screenshot 2023, and a finalist at Bristol Comedy Festival 2025. 

Daisy has just finished her sold out, five star–reviewed debut UK tour this autumn with her show BIG NIGHT OUT, fresh from her third Edinburgh Fringe.

Comedian, content creator and the mind behind straight male fashion, otherwise known as the overshirt, Ali Woods.

Has Ali Woods googled anything other then football? It's time to find out! Ali and Will discuss AI in comedy, why you shouldn't care about screentime and Ali's failed sketches.

Ali has a relatively average screen time of 8 hours a day, but is confident that we shouldn't care, you're welcome Mahatma!

Make sure to follow @aliwoodsgigs on Instagram and TikTok, and of course go to aliwoodsgigs.com for tour dates.

This episode also features an unusually large amount of chat about Jeffrey Epstein, do with that what you will...

Guest Bio:

Ali Woods is a half-English, half-Scottish comedian, podcaster and content creator. After a second sell-out Edinburgh Fringe run in 2023, Ali is a refreshing mix of the ‘every man’ and the ‘modern man’, whose sensitivity and genuine interest in men’s mental health gives him a great perspective on the modern ‘lad’ culture which often features in his comedy. Ali is that wonderful blend of comedy with a heart, speaking on topics such as football, the environment, and many social causes close to his heart.

Hots: Will Sebag-Montefiore

Guest: Ali Woods

Producer: Hugh Smiley

Today WIll exposes the most embarrassing thing of all, Zoë Grünewald being earnest on her phone!!!!

In today's episode Will is joined by journalist, writer and broadcaster Zoë Grünewald. The two go through her definitely very normal DMs, from being invited to a curry on LinkedIn to being told to stop slouching on her website, Zoë gets it all.

After this we dive into Zoë's secret reddit account, which mostly features reality TV drama and pictures of her adorable cat peaches. Then Will explores the deepest inner workings of Zoë's psyche, her google reviews. From scathing take downs of local cafe's to expose's on her local Texaco. It's all drama on Zoë Grünewald's phone.

Guest bio:

I’m Zoë Grünewald, a journalist, broadcaster, and political commentator with a focus on the intersection of power, policy, and society.

I’ve been working in and around Westminster for seven years, across journalism, the civil service and parliament.

I’ve written about everything from policy and power struggles to culture and current affairs, with bylines in The New Statesman, The New European, The i, The Independent, The Lead, The House, City AM and Prospect Magazine. I do features, interviews, analysis, comment and the odd poorly-judged tweet.

I also like to talk. I co-host Politics Uncensored on FUBAR Radio, regularly pop up on the podcast Oh God, What Now?, and occasionally guest-host Pod Save The UK. I also share my thoughts on BBC, Sky News, LBC, GB News, Talk, Times Radio and wherever else will have me.

And if you need someone to chair or speak at your event, I can do that too. Whether it's a panel debate, conference or live event, I'm an experienced chair and public speaker who actually enjoys it.

Sullivan Brown once reached the maximum length for a voice note at a whopping 45 minutes, also he knows the (alleged) truth about John Travolta...

Joining Will today is comedian, actor and communist monopoly survivor Sullivan Brown!

The two go through Sullivan's fudged up screen time stats, his attempts to use google reviews to date and the real history behind Monopoly.

Guest Bio:

Sullivan Brown is a Content Producer at the YouTube Channel No Rolls Barred. Where he is described as "an extremely silly man who enjoys cups of tea and Chelsea Football Club. Though rubbish at most board games, Sullivan has managed to make a living by being entertainingly stupid."

Sullivan is also one half of the domestic-horror sketch comedy double, act Grubby Little Mits, alongside Rosie Nicholls.

Rosie and Sullivan met at Bristol Old Vic Theatre School where they trained as actors.

In 2022 the Grubbs wrote their debut two hander sketch comedy show and won The Amused Moose Comedy Award for Best Debut Sketch Show. They have since performed all over the country to sell out audiences at Soho Theatre, Glasgow Comedy Festival, Norwich Theatre Royal, Komedia Brighton and more.

In 2024 Grubby Little Mitts were invited to perform at the Leicester Comedy Festival Preview Gala at De Montfort Hall, where they performed their Piss Finale sketch to a sold out crowd of 1500 people.

Nicknamed “The White Stripes of comedy” (Reviews Hub) their material is rooted in the recognisable, yet traverses into strange realities where the normal rules of engagement do not apply. Using slapstick, sitcom and surrealism to point the finger at the every day, the Grubbs successfully make the innocent seem uncomfortable with a healthy dose of silliness, sound design and a bright red aesthetic screaming from filthy, handmade props. 

In 2024, Grubby Little Mitts carried out the single most successful crowdfunding campaign in the world for any Edinburgh Fringe show.

Outside sketch comedy, Rosie and Sullivan are part of the core cast on the popular YouTube channel No Rolls Barred (350K subscribers), with the two flagship shows Board Game Club and House Rules gathering over a million views every month. Grubby Little Mitts also produce the bi-monthly WIP sketch comedy night Sketch Book for sketch, character and clown comedy acts to try their new material in front of a sketch-loving crowd - featuring some of the best alternative comedians currently on the scene.

Vittorio Angelone throws his phone across the room and tells it to f*ck off! There must be some good stuff on there then...

Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, classical percussionist and proud Zootian, Vittorio Angelone. He loves crocs, sometimes bins full bags of cookies and once stole some studs from Sports Direct. Vittorio is also the host of A Guide To Parenting Podcast, with fellow comedian Mike Rice.

Will makes sure to ask Vittorio the BIG QUESTIONS such as; is your phone catholic or protestant? and, Don't you hate it when your phone be buzzin?

Vittorio famously only follows two people, Pete Webber and Gerry Adams. He tells us the story of the great purge, and how many followers he lot when he unfollowed everyone else.

Vittorio also co-hosts a brand new rugby podcast called Hands Away.

Make sure to also go to vittorioangelone.com for tickets to his tour!

Guest Bio:

Vittorio Angelone began performing stand-up comedy in 2018 During the COVID‑19 pandemic, he built a significant online following—amassing hundreds of thousands of followers across social media platforms, including 200,000 followers on Instagram.

In 2020, having moved back to his home in Belfast at the beginning of the pandemic, Angelone hosted a comedy club in his back garden, with the audience limited to 30 people due to social distancing regulations.

In 2021–22, he debuted his hour-long stand-up show Translations, which explored his experiences as an Italian-Irish person in London. The show, whose structure was loosely based on the play of the same name by Irish playwright Brian Friel, was nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards in 2022. Angelone went on to perform the show in a run at the Soho Theatre in early 2023 and, after another run at the Edinburgh Fringe, released the show on YouTube in September of that year.

Angelone's comedic voice centres on identity and belonging. He describes himself as "always Irish, sometimes Northern Irish, but never British", and highlights the nuances of performing jokes that "ruffle a few feathers, but with warmth and kindness".

Since 2023, Angelone has co-hosted the podcast Mike and Vittorio's Guide to Parenting, alongside fellow Irish comedian Mike Rice. Neither host has children, and the content of the podcast is unrelated to parenting.

In 2024, Angelone began touring his second solo show, Who Do You Think You Are? I am! The show explores themes of identity, and is inspired by bowler Pete Weber; the title is derived from Weber's viral celebration of his victory at the 2012 U.S. Open. Angelone has linked the show's exploration of identity and "external perception" to his experience of learning that he may be autistic; he also frequently discusses this topic on his podcast.

In 2025, he made his acting debut in the short film Rewarding, starring alongside Seána Kerslake.

Host: Will Sebag-Montefiore

Guest: Vittorio Angelone

Producer: Hugh Smiley

Jordan Gray is a Minecraft pro, comedian, actor and superstar. But what's hiding on her phone?

Jordan wrote and starred in ITV’s Transaction, she also recently learnt to play the guitar which is, according to her, the most bisexual instrument!

Jordan's homescreen is Evee, 133 in the original pokedex, known as the "Evolution Pokémon" due to its unstable genetic code, which allows it to evolve into one of eight different Pokémon, known as Eeveelutions.

We go into Jordan's screentime, which is on slightly higher end so far with a weekly average: just under 10.5 hours a day! 4 hours on netflix, nearly 2 hours on zoom, 1h20 on Instagram.

Guest bio:

After beginning her career as a singer, she released several independent singles and albums. She appeared on the fifth series of The Voice UK, where she was a semi-finalist; having performed a skit during one of the live shows and preferred it to singing, and after a record label deal was not renewed, she became a comedian, where she was nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award for her tour Is It a Bird? in 2022. Her 2022 appearance on Friday Night Live, where she performed a song about her experiences as a transgender woman, stripped naked, and played the piano with her penis, attracted praise and controversy.

In 2020, she appeared in Transaction, a six-part series of five-minute shorts for Comedy Central starring Gray as Liv, a narcissistic transgender supermarket worker. She told Gay Star News she wrote it as an attempt to write "a regular tit-for-brains, not some tragic hero", on the grounds that she "was getting bored of seeing [transgender women] represented as either poor suffering saints or hypersexualised villains". She told The List in August 2022 that ITV had ordered a series of full length episodes, which, if it was made, would be the first British television sitcom to feature a transgender lead actor since Boy Meets Girl, which ended in 2016.The same article stated that BBC Radio 4 had ordered a comedy series, Spectacular,which was loosely based on her appearance on The Voice UK and on HBO's The Comeback, where she "play[ed her]self without self-awareness, [as] if comedy hadn't come along and I'd clung to the idea that I could make a living from music off the back of a reality TV appearance" In July 2021, she appeared in BBC Radio 4's Taboo, an exploration of what was and wasn't acceptable in comedy and in January 2022 she appeared as "Future Archaeologist" on the first episode of the second series of Spencer Jones's sitcom, The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk.

Host: Will Sebag-Montefiore

Guest: Jordan Gray

Producer: Hugh Smiley

Milo Edwards found out that he flirts just like his dad... also Will goes through his phone I guess.

Possibly the least on his phone guest that we've had so far, comedian and podcaster Milo Edwards takes us through default background and settings, his bizarre gringo nation search history and his record high number of McDonald's reward points.

Milo Edwards' wallpaper, often referred to as the raindrop or water droplets background was the default image used to showcase the Retina Display on the iPhone 4.

Design Era: It was a hallmark of the "skeuomorphic" design era at Apple, which aimed to make digital elements look like real-world, tactile objects.

Guest bio:

Milo Edwards is a critically acclaimed stand-up comedian and podcaster from Essex. He was a member of the Cambridge Footlights as a student, before moving to Moscow in 2015, where he became TV performer on the stand-up shows Open Microphone and StandUp on the TNT network.

Since 2018 Milo has been based in London and become a rising star of the UK stand-up scene. His 2019 Edinburgh Fringe show Pindos (about his time as a comedian in Russia) received five-star reviews and the Scotsgay Comedy Award, later being released as a YouTube special in 2023.

His second Edinburgh Fringe hour Voicemail was critically-acclaimed and had a close to sold-out run at the festival in 2022. It was nominated for Best Show at Leicester Comedy Festival and transferred to a UK tour and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2023, before being released as a YouTube special in 2024.

Sentimental, Milo’s third Edinburgh Festival hour, was his most highly reviewed yet and was nominated for multiple awards at the Fringe. It then transferred to a UK tour and the Melbourne Comedy Festival in 2024. His 2024 Fringe show How Revolting! Sorry to Offend is currently touring Australia ahead of a UK tour in autumn 2025.

Milo is a host of the popular political comedy podcast Trashfuture, which has around 50,000 listeners and has featured guests such as Rob Delaney, Mark Watson, Owen Jones, Franz Ferdinand (not the archduke) and Josie Long. He also hosts the podcast Masters of Our Domain with Phoebe Roy and Patrick Wyman; and Glue Factory with Olga Koch, Pierre Novellie and Riley Quinn. He formerly hosted the Russian podcast TooMuch (Тумач). 

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He has written for Mock The Week (BBC2), Hello America (Quibi), Breaking The News (BBC Scotland) and The News Quiz (BBC R4) and his writing has also appeared in Private Eye and The New Statesman.