I can’t remember what we talked about in the first half but we played some kind of game regarding movie ticket sales, or box office numbers or whatever. This episode was NOT adjusted for inflation.

The Privateers give Ben and Amanda great parenting tips for their new baby. We talk about your favorite bands we hate and our favorite bands that we should hate.

Dan buys a compound, Ryan foils a scam attempt and we rate the top 5 Hong Kong bacon brands or something.

Stop playing with playing cards. It annoys your significant other.

Dan makes a major purchase (or two). We also tackle stereotypes and how they have the ability to decay society to the… holy shit this is boring. Just consume and laugh asshole.

An excellent adventure about air mattresses and Tripp’s stowaway session. Why can’t things be like they used to? Anyway, pass the WWF bars and lets take a detour down 23 west. What??

The Privateers bitch about various issues we’re having during these difficult times, until none other than Ben comes along to discuss being our only listener. Flatten the curve by listening to Episode 72.

At this point, we’re really reaching. Why in the hell does “You Can *** With Us” have more listeners. I mean, come on!!!

We try not to get deep but standing on that plank really has us thinking about the ups and downs of life… and elevators.

Find out why Dan’s landlord has him floating on a wooden door, how Mat fit in the front door of a spa and our ideas to keep you from killing your loved ones while on mandatory government lockdown.