We get off topic with our much needed interview with Penn State basketball player Sam Sessoms (19:23) about #BLM and the current state of our country. Pat is about to start his King Lyon workout plan. Luke is a crispy lobster from his birthday beach trip. And Colin just wants real sports to be back so he can stop gambling on the Left Turn League. We discuss the NBA's approved plan to play in Orlando and we declare our new UFC allegiance since a certain Irishman decided to "retire".  Also, who knew axes took up less space than dumbells? And what would you put in your ideal brown bag lunch?

Staying off topic is the key to this episode as the guys try to keep people at ease with a conversation about the Roy Halladay E:60. They also add a new segment and almost forget about another. Henry Lyon, future group fitness instructor, comes on to talk about his journey and what he think should go down in sports this year. Luke gets revenge on one of his past Beefs.

The pro leagues all have a proposed plan to restart the season and here’s what we think. Some GOATs played golf and we got to watch. The transfer portal is in full swing. Pat no longer cares about the Left Turn League. We are all starting to gamble our money away because sports are almost back, but somehow, we still manage to get off topic. Colin tries to get his record back to .500 for Today in History, and Luke finally might understand what beef of the week is.

The off topic crew discusses Bryce Harper's idea for the MLB season. The Left Turn League is back with no fans. Pat thinks Colin is nuts for his comments on Mike Tyson saying he’s back. The NFL can’t stay out of TMZ’s headlines, but we love it. A kid from Ohio and a funny guy from NYC might make a movie. We can finally stop talking about Jordan, but we are grateful for ESPN giving us some content.

The new team finally has some live sports to talk about with KBO and UFC starting up with no fans. An NBA player got hacked and we decide if it's worse to be a star or rookie who gets hacked. The NFL finds themselves in the news for another uniform, the hypothetical schedule, and for more TMZ reports. Pat and Colin officially want to get off the topic of MJ, but Luke is still committed. History and Beefs also continue to be weekly segments to get us off topic.

Colin and Pat bring in a new member to the off topic team. Luke joins the squad after graduating through a PowerPoint presentation. Pat rattles off some historical events that happened today and gives us a health update. RIP to a GOAT coach. Darren McFadden gets stuck in a drive through and we will tell you how that ends. Colin and Pat aren’t over the MJ doc just yet, but they might be over MJ. Luke gets to share his first Beef of the Week as we get off topic.

Pat gets us off topic with his Today in History, but with a twist. Then we dive deep into the NFL draft picks, technology, the commissioner, and the parents. Two more MJ episodes come and go the way we wish the virus would. And as always, someone’s got beef!

Sports are not happening, but the NFL Draft must go on…Thank God. We are horny for the Jordan Doc, but we get off topic when Pat teaches Colin about Bill Shakespeare with the newest segment “Today in History”. Of course, we have some beef this week, and we serenade you with our first interview with the legend Mike McGinley.

Life at home is not getting any easier as quarantine continues. Pat starts working out while Colin is addicted to an early 2000s computer game. We apologize to ESPN, kinda, but we are sick of Nikes BS. We introduce our first segment with “Beef of the Week” and cast Joe Exotic the Movie. Then we get super off topic and do a movie review of “Molly’s Game”.

Our Debut Episode we get off topic and share our thoughts on COVID-19, how teams are handling it, and our lives back at home with our parents. Nike dropped some new NFL jerseys for Atlanta and Tampa Bay, do we like them? Then Pat teaches Colin about Easter and why he should care.