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What do ancient astronaut theorists think about the prevalent “keyhole” shape that’s found throughout virtually all cultures and religions worldwide? We don’t know...because they never actually explain what those cultures think the keyhole actually is except Ancient Egypt!!! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 3 of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens: The Galactic Keyhole!

Steve is under-the-weather today and unfortunately can't record a new episode tonight, but here's our little unofficial contribution to #Ghosttober on Discovery+: Alive commentary discussion of Ghost Adventures' own Zak Bagans 'Demon House' documentary that we did for our patrons over at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in February.

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**SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ECHO! New Garageband setup on a different laptop so we're still working out the kinks in exporting**

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Is Shambala, the most sacred of lost kingdom’s nestled somewhere in the heart of the Himalayas of Tibet, a true Lost Kingdom of extraterrestrial gods and goddesses that are actually guiding the destiny of planet Earth? Why were the Nazi’s looking for Shambala and what was it’s connection to the Aryan race? Were Madam Blavatsky’s “Kutumi” and Allistair Crowley’s “Lam” true “mahatma’s” from Shambala who were contacted not by deep meditation, but through occult means? Why is the Tibetan Buddha, specifically, physically depicted as having blue skin, long arms, and coming in at over 9 feet tall when all other Buddhas are more or less standard homosapians? Why have Tibet’s very own Bigfoots (the Yeti) been murdering people on pilgrimage to Mt. Kilash and Shambalah for over 1000 years and throwing their bodies in a lake? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Lost Kingdom!

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Why do all religions and scientific schools of thought practically worship the number 12? What is it about ‘twelve’ that makes it so special - and so fundamental - to the very existence of the universe? Is 12 and it’s related factors truly the language of how the universe operates, expands, and evolves? Are the 12 notes that make up all the world’s music part of this divine equation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: The Divine Number!

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Have aliens been guiding the presidents of the United States to victory since the Revolutionary War? Have presidents been briefed into secret knowledge of the existence of UFOs and extraterrestrials by their aides and deeper organizations...up until Richard Nixon overstepped his bounds with Jackie Gleason and effectively ruined it for most future presidents. Do Democratic presidents not get the same access to UFO and ET information as Republican presidents? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: Aliens and the Presidents!

What’s the difference between the classic disc / saucer shaped UFO, and the oft-reported triangle and cigar shaped UFOs? Do the different shapes house different technology? Are they specialized in some way? Do different races of aliens use different craft as a cultural representation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Guide to UFOs!!!!

Sorry we couldn't do a normal record last night due to Steve's roommate ruining everything as usual!

We'll try to put up a remotely-recorded episode tonight, but in case we can't, here's a look at an early-pandemic episode from our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) where we do a live commentary discussion on CIA Scientist, Russel Targ's "ESP & Psychic Spies."

The Ancient Astronaut Theorists dedicate an entire episode to cross-promoting The History Channel’s Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, starring Travis Taylor and the ever-hunky head of security: Dragon! But does that make for a good episode of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Skinwalker Ranch!

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Do shapeshifting aliens really exist; and, better question: are they already secretly among us, and, possibly, plotting against us? Are shapeshifting aliens the “trickster gods” of ancient mythology? Are the southwestern Native American “Skinwalkers” also under the same pantheon of deities and demi gods as the Olympians, the Rakshasa, and even the God of the old testament: Yaweh? Are vampires, werewolves, and Faeries simply advanced ET’s who can shapeshift at will to manipulate the lives of men? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Shapeshifters!

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Is the Mojave Desert’s Integritron - built by George Van Tassel himself - actually a functioning “fountain of youth” device whose technology was given to him by extraterrestrials in order to extend human life...and therefore...the attainable wisdom we can accumulate? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: The Immortality Machine!