Our recording studio isn't setup in Joey's new house yet - sorry 'bout that! - but please enjoy this wild (and possibly fake?) documentary starring Geraldine Orozco, Henry Zebrowski, and Richard Dolan that we reviewed over at our Patreon a few months ago that focuses specifically about alien abductions of a sexual - and sexual assault - nature.

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This is a pretty wild one folks - we pre-watched this episode and discussed the Jonathan Sumple directed documentary about the sexual assault side of alien abductions. Are the people actual victims, actors, or a little of both? We can't really tell. It's included with Amazon Prime Video so it's a low-risk watch and we'd love to know your thoughts too!

We took the night off for Memorial Day - so please enjoy a recent episode of one of our Patreon-exclusive podcasts - Adventurous Ghosts! It even takes place in an old military fort and Zak and the crew show a lot of respect to the fallen soldiers who gave their lives there.

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Daryl, Sam, thank you ma'am! Those two names are all you need to know about this bombastic (literally) episode of Ghost Adventures, as the crew explores an old Canadian fort from the War of 1812. Plus, one of the top 10 best pieces of evidence they've ever captured is featured in this lockdown!

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

Light anomalies, the Sherman’s real-life nephew, and Dr. Travis Taylor going through an existential - and perhaps mental - crisis? Episode 5 of the second season of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch is a doozy! The crew also sees a bi-pedal OR quadri-pedal blob, which seems like a paradox, but we all must trust in the 2 T’s: Travis and Thomas.

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We'll be back next week with a new episode - we hope you enjoy our Patreon episode of Probing Deeper from March 2022!

This 2015 documentary lets Travis Walton tell the "Fire in the Sky" story in his OWN words, with his OWN mouth, and his OWN dyed mustache. Enjoy. Love you.

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

Things get a little mystical - and dare I say: religious - on Season 4, Episode 2 of History’s The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, as rabbi Tzadok makes his triumphant return to Travis Taylor’s arms after years of babbling on and on about ancient aliens on some other dumb show. Tzadok sets up a summoning ritual to try and get these paranormal portal-nauts to come say hi and let them know that Fugle’s crew means them no harm. Very Hellier…very Miyamoto.

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"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

It’s laser time baby! Travis Taylor and the Secret of Skinwalker Ranch gang are attempting to open up a portal, a wormhole, a doorway to another dimension…with lasers…for…reasons. What does Dragon have to say about the safety of said lasers? What kind of headwear is Kaleb donning this episode? How does Erik magically appear with every group of the ranch crew - is he himself an ultraterrestrial…or just desperate for friends?

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"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

Following up on the fear-inducing finish of the season 2 opener, Travis Taylor and the boys IMMEDIATELY start digging into…some stone carvings on the side of the Skinwalker Ranch Mesa. Great. The pacing of the show is coming into question, but the crew at least makes new discoveries every episode, despite a growing reliance on re-capping previous evidence for first time viewers.

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"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

The Season 2 premier of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch” is all about one thing: Wet…HOLES. But the biggest and wettest hole? Dr. Segala is completely missing from the cast is leaving the biggest wettest hole in our hearts! Aside from that, Travis and the crew are trying to figure out how 45,000 gallons of water can disappear down a clay pit in a matter of hours, and if, perhaps it’s flowing into an artificial, underground - maybe alien - structure.

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"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

It’s the grand finale of the inaugural season of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch - and it’s not so much “Revelations,” but “Re-cap” unfortunately. At least a few juicy tidbits are to be had that make it worthwhile, and we get a surprise visit from everyone’s favorite public defender - the Attorney General of Utah!!!!

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Joey's on vacation so we're offering up February's episode of "Probing Deeper," which is our spoilercast and review discussion of all the finer points of Disney+ The Book of Boba Fett. It counts because Star Wars technically is a story about "ancient aliens." Ancient Aliens...that look like your Italian father...