Wil-to-the-power-of-COCK is back baby! Old Five Heads at Freddies himself rears all five tanned, toothy faces here - with a seemingly failed perm, to boot - to discuss the quantum meanings behind crop circles, a very big arbitrary number that he says is the key to unlocking the “New Jerusalem,” and how, thanks to him and his buddy the archangel Michael, he has helped all of his fans, and the entire world’s population, to bypass all the bad stuff in the Book of Revelations, and how we just need to make it to 2025 to become citizens of this New Jerusalem that have been prophesied. We’re also…a little worried about David: he doesn’t seem well and is under a lot of stress, and it shows. Maybe another two-year hiatus is needed, but just take a vacation instead of writing seven books that you’re selling for over three hundred dollars this time. Oh, and he “owns” a company that is building hover cars. Enjoy!

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