Procurement Says No

Procurement Says No

By Richard Beattie & Edward CrossComedyBusinessManagement
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Procurement Says No episodes

  • Procurement Says No Vids Ep3 Crap jokes #2
    We've launched into the world of short videos on TikTok.   It's another thing we said we wouldn't do.

    Anyway, here's the audio-only version, for those of you who really don't want to look at us.

    More crap jokes...these ones are slightly worse than the previous episode.

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    2 min
  • Procurement Says No Vids Ep2 Crap jokes
    We've launched into the world of short videos on TikTok.   It's another thing we said we wouldn't do.

    Anyway, here's the audio-only version, for those of you who don't really want to look at us.

    Here is proof that there are no good procurement jokes...

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    1 min
  • Procurement Says No Vids Ep1 What is procurement?
    We've launched into the world of short videos on TikTok.   It's another thing we said we wouldn't do.

    Anyway, here's the audio-only version, for those of you who don't really want to look at us.

    What is procurement?

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    1 min
  • Ask Rich & Ed Ep11 - Have baggage, will travel
    Procurement Says No - the world's best procurement podcast - gets lots of questions from our listeners all around the world.  

    So we thought, let's put all of those questions into a series of mini bite-sized podcast chunks.  Like dog food.

    In episode 11 you ask us how to source travel - whether using a big travel agency still makes sense; what about using AirB&B?   Also, what is "above the line" marketing and why don't your marketing team work effectively with procurement types?   The old chestnut of the best category for the biggest savings; and whether we can recommend a Procurement Podcast!

    All of the procurement questions, all of the time.

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    9 min
  • Ask Rich & Ed Ep10 - The Next Bandwagon
    All of the procurement questions, all of the time.

    Procurement Says No is probably the world's best procurement podcast - and we get lots of questions from our listeners all around the world, asking for our advice on a whole range of procurementy topics.

    So we thought, let's put all of those questions into a series of mini bite-sized podcast chunks.  Like dog food.

    In episode 10 you ask us whether a jump into consultancy would be a good career move; whether to go to an all-expenses-paid-including-the-weekend IT expo paid for by a supplier; what's the least fulfilling category to buy; and what's the next procurement band wagon we should all be jumping on.

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    10 min
  • Ask Rich & Ep Ep9 - Best of Breed
    All of the procurement questions, all of the time.

    Procurement Says No is probably the world's best procurement podcast - and we get lots of questions from our listeners all around the world, asking for our advice on a whole range of procurementy topics.

    So we thought, let's put all of those questions into a series of mini bite-sized podcast chunks.  Like dog food.

    In episode 9 you ask us whether to go all in on an SAP upgrade, or go "best of breed"; decentralise or centralise your organisation; and whether to make up your procurement savings because no one knows how you work them out and no one cares anyway!

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    9 min
  • Procurement Says No Ep30 Global turmoil - trade, tariffs, Trump and t-shirts
    Rich and Ed have another special guest - Shone Richardson - and we're talking total global turmoil and meltdown - including tariffs and their impact for US procurement; whether war with Canada is the answer (or at least stealing their timber); if an SUV is sufficient to run products across the Mexican border into the US; and if you should route all your Chinese imports via the UK with a "Made in UK" sticker.

    And loads of questions from the virtual postbag - on suppliers in administration who've already taken your cash; using AI to create specifications and contract comparisons; renewing design software contracts and when to use an IT reseller.  

    And lots of news, including the EU's "SAFE" financial procurement instrument for defence procurement; more on tariffs; Alchemie Network hits 5000 people; something on UK Government crime procurement we don't understand, and the new "Procurement Says No" website created from old bits of AI.

    And remember to put your order in for a "Procurement Says No" t-shirt - at all good ebays.

    So much excitement in 40 minutes of podcast fun.

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    40 min
  • Ask Rich & Ed Ep8 - On Stop
    All of the procurement questions, all of the time.

    Procurement Says No is probably the world's best procurement podcast - and we get lots of questions from our listeners all around the world, asking for our advice on a whole range of procurementy topics.

    So we thought, let's put all of those questions into a series of mini bite-sized podcast chunks.  Like dog food.

    In episode 8 you ask us for our views on "total facilities management" or individual deals; what on earth is UNSPSC and how to deal with a supplier threatening to put you on stop for non payment of invoices (d'uh).

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    8 min
  • Ask Rich & Ed Ep7 - In Perpetuity or Bust
    All of the procurement questions, all of the time.

    Procurement Says No is probably the world's best procurement podcast - and we get lots of questions from our listeners all around the world, asking for our advice on a whole range of procurementy topics.

    So we thought, let's put all of those questions into a series of mini bite-sized podcasts so you can listen and learn!

    In episode 7 we find out which stakeholders to talk to and listen to; what to do if a supplier goes bust; and how to get out of a contract with a pesky inperpetuity clause.

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    6 min
  • Procurement Says No Ep29 Unintended Consequences
    Rich and Ed do much pondering of all sorts of unintended consequences in the latest episode of Nicaragua's favourite business-based podcast - including the impact of tariffs on everything; pensioner job shares; Rachel Reeve's CV; even beavers and bees.

    We've also got lots of stats on just how well PSN is doing; news about Europe's continuing love affair with Russian gas; and....yes....news from CIPS...who are so hot they're on fire (not literally).

    All this and an extended "Ask Rich & Ed" where you will find answers to these tricky questions (which now have bullet points because they are so professional):
    • Is everything negotiable - even death and taxes?
    • What strategy should everyone else in the world use to deal with President Trump and his love of tariffs?
    • How to get the best deal on a holiday (well, summer's coming in the Northern hemisphere!).
    • How to negotiate with new and used car salespeople.
    • ...and how best to get your kitchen refurbished...
    Yes, Rich and Ed are now offering consumer advice and it's still all as cheap as crisps. 

    And don't forget - you can buy a lovely "Procurement Says No" T-shirt at all the best Ebay platforms.

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    38 min

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The thoughts of two CIPS award winning procurement gods who want to share our love of procurement with newbies, oldies and the procurious. Generally we'll be talking nonsense about all…