Okay, so this one is a little of a test. We've recorded a reading of the first third of the script to Bucky O'Hare Season 2 Episode 1: Chains of Command by DJ Clawson. We use weird voices, and CW makes a Christian Slater impression.

Let us know how the audio sounds!

Let's see where almost all of the Ars Nova Advertising Guild heads off to when they decide that the pacifistically cursed inn isn't worth their time. Will they rescue their gravel-napped compatriot? What are their thoughts on the album art of the 90s classic "Hardcore Feelings" by Charly Lownoise and Mental Theo? All these answers and a custom Troika background await you inside!

[And the background is written out below]

Shoutout Spotlight:

2 WORM 2 FURIOUS (A DCC RPG Funnel and Mini-Setting) by Orbital Intelligence LLC: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stratosfiend-2-zine/2-worm-2-furious-a-dcc-rpg-funnel-and-mini-setting

OxNH! Anime RPG Design Contest Judging Streams: Wednesdays at 8p Eastern at http://Twitch.tv/okashicon

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A Galactic Viper Wrestler

Possessions:

- Spandex Loincloth & Knee-high Leather Boots

- Trademarked Facial Expression (Pick one)

- Killer Back & Abs

- Bad Viper, Your Nemesis and Wrestling Rival

Advanced Skills:

- 3 Wrestling

- 3 Voidslam

- 2 Acrobatics or Athletics (Pick one)

- 2 Etiquette

Special:

- If you utilize your Killer Back or Abs in a Wrestling Move, they give you +1 to Wrestling.

- Voidslam is your special wrestling technique. How it looks is up to you, though we recommend looking at any grab-and-slam showy move you can find from 90s and 2000s wrestling.

- As long as you succeed in making an Etiquette check against it, you can use Voidslam against intangible concepts and ideas as well.

- You can pull improvisational wrestling weapons (like foldable chairs or 2x4s) out of nowhere at any time. Treat them as shields. After you pull one out, perform a Skill check. If you fail, your nemesis and rival, Bad Viper, appears in the scene.

- Naturally, your GM will make Enemy Stats for Bad Viper. They should be a dark parody of you.

Well, time to get Fade-Folded. Also, we skipped chapter 6 due to depictions of child abuse, and won't be featuring it in Garbo Book Club in any way.

Check out the Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality here: https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality

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Intro and Outro:

The Spellbreaker and Left on Deimos by Tri-Tachyon from their The Spellbreaker EP

Link: freemusicarchive.org/music/Tri-Tach…pellbreaker_EP

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Shoutout Spotlight Lead-in music is Revolution Void's Effects of Elevation (Sevenless)

Link: freemusicarchive.org/music/Revolution_Void/Effects_of_Elevation/Revolution_Void__Effects_of_Elevation_Citizen_Prime_remix

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, the fledgling Ars Nova Advertising Guild is attacked by a bizarre stranger in a suit of black armor, Cyrus fails to make a Warhammer 40k joke, and a being made of gravel is kidnapped for sale at a sphere that's all about that gardening life.

Does this make no sense? Listen and see how it all connects together.

Shoutout Spotlight:

Succulent Sorcerers by Diwata ng Manila (diwatamnl.itch.io/succulentsorcerers)

It's Dangerous To Go Alone - Take This by KA

(margaretcatter.itch.io/its-dangerous-to-go-alone-take-this)

Black Lives Matter Support Bundle hosted by Contigo Games

(itch.io/b/513/black-lives-matter-support-bundle)

LET US VENTURE FORTH! This time, two new people show up. Also, there was a reverse Mazes and Monsters. Oh, and check out those new PRøDUCTS, those look cool. PPPS, the episode title comes up.

Shoutout Spotlight:

Beyond the Rift by Dee Pennyway: mnemonicrpg.itch.io/mnemonic-beyond-the-rift (or tinyurl.com/BeyondTheRift)

Scratch's Sc0re - Hellish Descent: ninjahell.itch.io/hellish-descent

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IT'S MURDER TIME ringtone is here: soundcloud.com/ninjahell-0451/it-is-murder-time

Tis the downloadable version of a moment from PRøDUCTS & PLäCEMENTS episode 3.

The episode is here: soundcloud.com/ninjahell-0451/pnp-3/s-M8mLZmqa3tl

Last part of the normal, before we dive straight into the bizzare and isekai of K.A. Applegate's Ever World! Features a bizarre, hand-holding dream, a mom who (potentially) loves men's legs in a Yoshikage Kira-esque way, and more!

Check out the Slipgate Chokepoint supplement Kickstarter here: https://tinyurl.com/Slipgate

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Intro and Outro:

The Spellbreaker and Left on Deimos by Tri-Tachyon from their The Spellbreaker EP

Link: freemusicarchive.org/music/Tri-Tach…pellbreaker_EP

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

TBA

Join the group from the Ars Nova Advertising Guild as they finish their ascent of the Blancmange and Thistle to visit a massive party! Joined by a Parchment Witch (played by RedHeadKat), what will happen when they reach the top?

Also, how do floors work in British buildings? WHY ARE THE NUMBERS SO HARD???

Shoutout Spotlight:

Mane6's Them's Fightin' Herds: mane6.com

Streitaxt Ork's Ætherjack’s Almanac: axesorcs.itch.io/

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Spy music is The Descent by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descent

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Your favorite Official Troika Actual Play Podcast is back, and the newly formed Ars Nova Advertising Guild is on the way up the Blancmange and Thistle to visit a massive party! Joined by a Parchment Witch (played by RedHeadKat), they'll make it somewhere in the building. What happens on the way there, though???

Check out Alternate Souls' Kickstarter here: tinyurl.com/AlternateSoulsGame

Necrotic Edifices of Iron and Moon; the depth of time untold (TROIKA COMPATIBLE): tinyurl.com/ToothBoy