Profane & Profound

THIS WEEK:

- Is promiscuity a prerequisite to fidelity?

- Why mufuckas always talkin' to Max-El at the gym?

- Is Drake's "God's Plan" video the dopest shit ever?

- Why is Chadwick Boseman's name "Chadwick"?

- How far should teachers go to protect their students?

- How much quality convo can Max & SPEAK have before the whiskey takes over?

We didn't find answers to most of these questions, because Jack Daniel's. But the shit was fun!

#PRESSPLAY

After last week's battery fiasco, niggas actually remembered to plug up the shits this time. So we had PLENTY juice to talk about...

- LeBron's next move

- The main reason a quality Michael Jackson biopic will NEVER happen (unless it's a cartoon)

- How the fuck did Don Lemon get un-excommunicated from niggadom?

- Why Lauryn Hill ain't better than Eve

- Scenarios in which God is OK with nasty church bitches

And MAD other shit, woadie. This episode is hella everywhere, just like the slang in this sentence. Word is bond, joe.

**LINK TO "THE BREAKDOWN" ABOUT LAURYN HILL:**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4PGuPZ4AUI

So we talked about the state of Trump's fucked up Union...

...gave Colin Kaepernick some well-deserved props

...broke down the Mo'Nique situation a lil' bit more

...and then the battery died.

Tragic.

But it's still a good episode, so go 'head and press play.

We recorded on the day the 60th Annual Grammys aired and didn't talk about them AT ALL.

Why? 'Cause fuck the Grammys.

Instead, we:

- Questioned Mo'Nique's "legend" status

- Traded baldhead secrets

- Tried to figure out why Puff doesn't do more with Revolt

- Looked at a fine-ass sex doll named Salma

And some other shit, too.

THIS EPISODE:

- Ambition, dreamchasing and self-improvement.

- Fear is a muthafuckin' lie.

-Why there ain't no time like NOW.

- Samuel Leroy Jackson is the greatest actor alive.

And some other shit.

#GotThatGlow #WhoIsTheMaster

**We recorded this episode a few days before the passing of Reggie "Combat Jack" Osse. So if you notice that there is no mention of the OG in this episode whose artwork features an acknowledgement of his death, that is because when we recorded, fam was still fighting. Profane & Profound sends our deepest and most heartfelt condolences to Reggie's family, friends, and all who are affected by his passing. May this shit he helped pioneer live forever, in his name. The internets will never forget you, god. -- Max & SPEAK**

THIS WEEK:

The Kaepernick Fiasco in hindsight...

THERE'S A MUTHAFUCKIN' WOLF (or coyote, or whatever!!) ON HAMPTON!!!...

That nigga Max-El is muthafuckin psychic sometimes...

That nigga Black Thought is nasty dinna muthafucka...

What IS a freestyle, anyway...?

The new Eminem is TRAAAAASH!!!!

Among other thangs.

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This week we discuss:

Lavar Ball's latest move...

Why "Friday On Elm Street" shoulda been WAY nastier...

And some other shit that escapes me right now.

We called this one "The Do-Over" 'cause we had to record it twice due to some user error in the initial recording.

Yes, players fuck up sometimes, too.

Anyway, hit play.

So we skipped #22 to hurry up* and deliver this here heat.

It's the first episode we recorded with TWO microphones! You know, like an ACTUAL podcast anshit!

For that reason, this is absolutely the greatest episode of Profane & Profound ever.

We used those two mics to talk some shit about some shit, including:

The misrepresentation of Dame Dash,

Pete Rock's war of words with Waka Flocka,

A hypothetical Roc-A-Fella reunion,

That trash recently released by Marshall Mathers,

Bootleg internet,

Kevin Durant STILL bitchin',

Choices vs Victimhood,

And some mo' shit, too.

THIS WEEK:

NY Skrippas is mad.

Kaepernick got a book deal.

KRIT dropped an album.

David Stern says NBA players should be able to toke up.

Stephen A. said some more dumb shit.

Amongst other thangs...

Hit play for details.

WE GOT A MICROPHONE, FAM!!! We comin' up in this bitch.

Anyway...

This week:

Ric Flair's wrestling Mt. Rushmore is wrong.

Eminem's "cypher" at the Hip-Hop Awards was not the shit.

Puff Daddy be fat shaming?

Yo head too big and yo skin don't fit.

Plus MUCH more.