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- #28- Gambling AddictWe had an absolutely great conversation with former Blackjack Dealer/Gambling Addict (and current comedian) Mark Poolos. Gabe and Mark are joined by comedian and degenerate gambler Steve Gillespie (conan, under our covers) for what Tevin declared a “top 5 episode”. Mark starts by adding to the blackjack dealer conversation with some really interesting stuff about dealers being tagged as “dumpers” or winners, Pit boss sabotaging hot streaks, how to get free stuff, and George Carlin’s affect on casino winnings. The conversation then turns to the story of Mark’s gambling addiction and all the highs, lows, and fallout associated.Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures of Bee (and more).***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBESubscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts.Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MNIf you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: [email protected]co-host: Steve Gillespie: Check out his podcast: Under Our Covershttps://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/under-our-covers/id1252295782?mt=2Stand up info/booking:www.gillespiecomedy.comGuest- Mark Poolos. Check out his podcast“One Step From the Spotlight” https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/one-step-from-the-spotlight/id1280089885?mt=2Stand up info/booking:https://www.markpoolos.com/Show Rundown:NicknamesBlackjack Graveyard Shift DealerGambling as a TeenagerHardest Part of BlackjackMessing up the DealMystic Lake CasinoFirst Time Dealing?Blackjack CostumesBlackjack Locker RoomHigh Stakes Dealing$57,000 Payout to PostmanBeing a DumperGave Away $30,000Steve Doesn't TipGabe Is George ClooneyTook $12,000 From Old WomanCrying at the TableSeizuresMasturbating While PlayingSleeping in the CarSuicide in the HotelFights at the TableCheaters Never WinStealing $250,000George CarlinHow to get Free ShitGambling AddictionWrestlemaniaThree Straight Days at the MirageSlot MachinesSeeing Other People WinBrother Commits SuicideRock BottomRegretsHiding the AddictionLosing $4,000 in a NightHelp For Addicts2 hr 2 min
- #27- Blackjack DealerGoing potty at the table, card counters, cheats, Big money, handjobs under the table, Sad losers, how how to tip, angry wives, addicts, and what dealers do when they hate you. Confessions of a BlackJack Dealer!! We had a really fun conversation with Charlie, a veteran blackjack dealer and pit boss. With over a decade in the business, she started in a small rural casino in Wisconsin before she made her move to a large metropolitan casino.Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures and more!***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBESubscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts.This episode is co-hosted by Isaac Witty (Conan, Letterman)If you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: [email protected]1 hr 33 min
- #26- Stripper: BRYNN (2 of 2)Part 2 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper! Her teenage dream led her to six figures, freaky stalkers, selling her thongs, socks, and being paid to fart on a man’s limp pecker ($300). Brynn was bubbly fun in the studio.Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures of Brynn (and more).***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBESubscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts.EPISODE SUMMARY:Once again, men are even more disgusting than we thought. Bubbly Brynn tells us her great origin story. How she got the job and how much money she makes. We talk about the psychology of it, and the pitfalls of not using a fake name (which includes a very scary stalker). Jealous customers, jealous strippers, and the complicated dynamic with women customers. She tells us about the off menu items: her game worn thong, socks, and farting on a man’s pecker for $300. She was a great guest.This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MNIf you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: [email protected]1 hr 12 min
- #25- Stripper: BEE (1 of 2)Part 1 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper! Working the customers, Money, Dry Riders, THE PERIOD SITUATION, snail trails, breast milk money, and STRIPPER PET PEEVES.Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, or ProfessionConfession.com for pictures of Bee (and more).***please SHARE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBESubscribe to our new YOUTUBE channel for episode highlights, video clips, bonus content, and stand up from Gabe and cohosts.EPISODE SUMMARY:Men are even more disgusting than we thought, and we thought they were disgusting. Veteran dancer, and sexy dragon lady Bee breaks down everything from how strippers actually get paid, how much they have to pay in to the club, promotional methods, the lies they tell men to get money (multiple layers of them), what they laugh at customers about, stripper hierarchy, the period situation, pro athletes, and what goes on in VIP (and how far people have gone). This episode has a moment that somehow shocked us all....Her Pet Peeve is beyond the pale. I know that sounds like click bait, but this backs it up.....in fact, I suppose a trigger warning is in order.This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MNIf you’d like to be a guest on our show, or book Gabe for a show/event, contact us at: [email protected]48 min
- #24- Gabe's Heroin Diaries Pt 4.SPECIAL EPISODE PART 4 of 4Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).Part 4 Tevin’s favorite episode. We find our hero desperate, hopeless, and trying to stave off the party police. A call for mommy and daddy, the sportsman’s lodge, and the special kind of AGONY that is withdrawal. Fallout.This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).Please rate and subscribe!professionconfession.com@gabenoahpodcast1 hr 16 min
- #24- Gabe’s Heroin Diaries Pt 4.
SPECIAL EPISODE PART 4 of 4
Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).
Part 4 Tevin’s favorite episode. We find our hero desperate, hopeless, and trying to stave off the party police. A call for mommy and daddy, the sportsman’s lodge, and the special kind of AGONY that is withdrawal. Fallout.
This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).
Please rate and subscribe!
professionconfession.com
@gabenoahpodcast
1 hr 16 min - #23- Gabe's Heroin Diaries Pt. 3SPECIAL EPISODE PART 3 of 4Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).Part 3 is where it starts getting hairy. Overdosing prostitutes, partying at Prince’s house and The ugly parts of daily addiction.This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).Please rate and subscribe!professionconfession.com@gabenoahpodcast1 hr 19 min
- #23- Gabe’s Heroin Diaries Pt. 3
SPECIAL EPISODE PART 3 of 4
Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).
Part 3 is where it starts getting hairy. Overdosing prostitutes, partying at Prince’s house and The ugly parts of daily addiction.
This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).
Please rate and subscribe!
professionconfession.com
@gabenoahpodcast
1 hr 19 min - #22- Gabe's Heroin Diary part 2SPECIAL EPISODE PART 2 of 4Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).Part 2 picks up with more about The Pedros" (Mexican mafia drug dealers) and their well oiled Black Tar Heroin delivery system and Gabe's idiotic attempts to steal from them. We also hear about Gabe's new friendship with neighbor Greg, a luminary of west coast punk and devoted White Supremacist. Greg's apartment was a dirty salon for various users and is the site of Gabe's first overdosed prostitute story.This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).Please rate and subscribe!professionconfession.com@gabenoahpodcast52 min
- #22- Gabe’s Heroin Diary part 2
SPECIAL EPISODE PART 2 of 4
Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).
Part 2 picks up with more about The Pedros" (Mexican mafia drug dealers) and their well oiled Black Tar Heroin delivery system and Gabe's idiotic attempts to steal from them. We also hear about Gabe's new friendship with neighbor Greg, a luminary of west coast punk and devoted White Supremacist. Greg's apartment was a dirty salon for various users and is the site of Gabe's first overdosed prostitute story.
This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).
Please rate and subscribe!
professionconfession.com
@gabenoahpodcast
52 min
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Each episode welcomes a new ”professional” whose job deals first hand with life, death, sex, violence, and/or crime.