Kids are out here saying things that will make you check your security cameras and maybe your ancestry. Then we discover an urn that plays music… because apparently even in the afterlife folks still want a playlist. Then there’s a brand new law stepping in to protect our pets. It’s creepy, it’s chaotic, it’s low-key heartwarming. 
Press play if you’re ready to laugh, be slightly unsettled, and maybe hug your pet a little tighter tonight. Oh, and stay away from creepy ass kids!

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This week, the Florida man was struck again! He got a little too personal with his vacuum cleaner in public (yeah… it’s exactly what you think) and he was arrested! 
We read some wild “Am I the A-Hole?” stories that will have you yelling at your phone.
Then, the amazing workshop where dads are learning how to do their daughters’ hair! That and more for your silly cravings!
Press play if you like your podcasts the way Florida likes its headlines: unhinged and unforgettable. Your vacuum cleaner will never look the same again.

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Rihanna finally decided to bless the planet with new music, proving that miracles do happen! Then we slide over to real estate, where a realtor posted a listing photo that accidentally looks like it captured something straight out of a low-budget horror movie. 
And just when you think humanity couldn’t get any funnier, we read some of the most petty and ridiculous customer reviews ever typed, along with management responses by workers who have clearly had enough.

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Why does underwear know more about my digestive system than my doctor? Why are people clutching pearls over women swimming topless? And what happened when I willingly spent the night ghost-hunting at the legendary Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel?
From high-tech booty analytics to public pool boobies to ghostly experiences in old Hollywood, this episode is chaotic, curious, and a little gassy. Tune in. Bring snacks. Maybe not beans.

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MARILYN MONROE SPOKE TO US! 😳PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY SERIES 
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*VOICES CAPTURED* 😱HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL | PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY SERIES
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LET’S VISIT THE HOLLYWOOD FOREVER CEMETERY
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This week on Two Weeks' Notice Energy, I dive into a Japanese city canceling its Cherry Blossom Festival due to rude tourists. Plus, I reflect on what ChatGPT would do if it were human for a day…vulnerable, funny, and real. Don’t miss it!
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A convicted prisoner isn’t stressed about losing freedom… he’s stressed about missing Grand Theft Auto VI. A preschooler gets a jury summons! Plus, wild facts and stats you never asked for but absolutely need. Let’s be irresponsible with information!

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In this episode, Wendy’s shows love the right way by giving away free stuff!! We also dig into the weird, questionable things that land people in the hospital! It’s definitely a reminder to purchase sex toys. Then we expose Valentine’s Day for the shady, non-romantic mess it started as. This is a bittersweet episode with extra bitterness! 

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Today, we talk about Captain Planet making a return to our screens, the police pulling over a self-driving car, and dating stories so unhinged that they make staying single feel responsible. Welcome to the silly!!

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Welcome back to chaos! In Part 2 of Earth’s Deadliest Locations You Should Never Visit, we’re touring places so hostile they feel personally offended by human life. We also dipped into the pop culture pool for a second because, word is, Gremlins 3 is actually happening, which means nobody’s safe after midnight again. And just when your brain thinks it’s had enough, meet the woman who survived 23 years on nothing but potato chips. No vegetables. No balance. 

It’s danger, nostalgia, and pure dietary anarchy in one episode. Press play if you like your facts dark, your movies feral, and your podcast silly!

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This episode is doing a lot. We’re breaking down Earth’s deadliest locations you should absolutely never visit, unless death is your destination, then switching gears to how digital nail polish is changing the beauty game. 
And just when you think we’re done… here comes the Grinch, involved in a marketing campaign talking about his “salty green nuts.” Before you spiral, it’s not what you think. It’s festive, it’s ridiculous, and it’s proof that capitalism will sell anything to us 
with a straight face.
From deadly destinations to techy nails to unhinged holiday ads, this episode is chaotic, funny, and full of silly energy. Press play… and maybe stay home. 

SOURCES
Wikipedia- North Sentinel Island https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island 
2. Why North Sentinel Island Is Off-limits to All Visitors  https://history.howstuffworks.com/world-history/north-sentinel-island.htm 
3. Wikipedia Snake Island https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande 
4. Snake Island, the terrifying island off Brazil that only scientists and soldiers can visit https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/snake-island-brazil 
5. The mystery of Anthrax Island and the seeds of death https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-60483849 
6. The Accidental Rush for Anthrax Island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suAC_PDP3Sk    

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