We have a man who called 911 on his vacuum cleaner, we let our petty flag fly with some petty revenge stories, and then, after we act like petty teenagers, I share some good news to give you that warm feeling inside! The silly never stops!

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We can now make our laptops moan in pleasure without porn.
Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback joined forces with a guy who was stuck in an elevator for 41 hours! What more do you need in an episode?! Regardless of your answer, there’s still more in this episode than that! Let’s get silly!

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My first LIVE show and I immediately acted as nobody raised me LOL! (The audio version is better😅) We talked about men in China paying BREAKUP FEES! Yup, relationships might come with cancellation policies now! 
We stuck our hands in a cup of reckless adulting questions and the audience got to answer them. 
We also exposed the most DIABOLICAL lies men have ever told with a straight face. I’m talking cinematic universe lies. Lies with plot twists. Lies that deserve opening credits and a warning label. Pull up if you like your laughs loud, your tea HOT, and your eyebrows permanently raised.

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Kids are out here saying things that will make you check your security cameras and maybe your ancestry. Then we discover an urn that plays music… because apparently even in the afterlife folks still want a playlist. Then there’s a brand new law stepping in to protect our pets. It’s creepy, it’s chaotic, it’s low-key heartwarming. 
Press play if you’re ready to laugh, be slightly unsettled, and maybe hug your pet a little tighter tonight. Oh, and stay away from creepy ass kids!

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This week, the Florida man was struck again! He got a little too personal with his vacuum cleaner in public (yeah… it’s exactly what you think) and he was arrested! 
We read some wild “Am I the A-Hole?” stories that will have you yelling at your phone.
Then, the amazing workshop where dads are learning how to do their daughters’ hair! That and more for your silly cravings!
Press play if you like your podcasts the way Florida likes its headlines: unhinged and unforgettable. Your vacuum cleaner will never look the same again.

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Rihanna finally decided to bless the planet with new music, proving that miracles do happen! Then we slide over to real estate, where a realtor posted a listing photo that accidentally looks like it captured something straight out of a low-budget horror movie. 
And just when you think humanity couldn’t get any funnier, we read some of the most petty and ridiculous customer reviews ever typed, along with management responses by workers who have clearly had enough.

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Why does underwear know more about my digestive system than my doctor? Why are people clutching pearls over women swimming topless? And what happened when I willingly spent the night ghost-hunting at the legendary Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel?
From high-tech booty analytics to public pool boobies to ghostly experiences in old Hollywood, this episode is chaotic, curious, and a little gassy. Tune in. Bring snacks. Maybe not beans.

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MARILYN MONROE SPOKE TO US! 😳PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY SERIES 
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*VOICES CAPTURED* 😱HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL | PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY SERIES
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LET’S VISIT THE HOLLYWOOD FOREVER CEMETERY
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This week on Two Weeks' Notice Energy, I dive into a Japanese city canceling its Cherry Blossom Festival due to rude tourists. Plus, I reflect on what ChatGPT would do if it were human for a day…vulnerable, funny, and real. Don’t miss it!
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A convicted prisoner isn’t stressed about losing freedom… he’s stressed about missing Grand Theft Auto VI. A preschooler gets a jury summons! Plus, wild facts and stats you never asked for but absolutely need. Let’s be irresponsible with information!

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In this episode, Wendy’s shows love the right way by giving away free stuff!! We also dig into the weird, questionable things that land people in the hospital! It’s definitely a reminder to purchase sex toys. Then we expose Valentine’s Day for the shady, non-romantic mess it started as. This is a bittersweet episode with extra bitterness! 

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