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I've been on a Balatro bender for 17 hours.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: How the hell can anyone make it past ante 6? There blinds are insane!
It's over. It's finally over. The confusing saga of Dead World has ended for now and we can rest and recuperate before the next assault on our senses and comprehension.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: We here at Prog Slog would like to remind our listeners that, as a sovereign nation within the borders of the UK, we have a right to defend ourselves. Yes, my security team broke the legs of that homeless man. But I will remind everyone that it didn't actually happen, and if it did I didn't mean for it to happen, and if I did mean for it to happen then he deserved it for being homeless and living behind the bins of Slog Towers. Only an Anti-Slogite would condemn me for this.
Anyway, I got mean tweets about it, so 30 minutes ago I authorized a tactical nuclear strike on the Rochdale Caliphate led by Emir Galloway as a pre-emptive defensive action against genocidal cyber bullying.
I reckon I could turn Prog Slog into a cult. Listener, please anoint yourself with various oils and try ingesting various spices to put yourself in the right mind set and let us know how spiritual this episode was to listen too. If we're going to ascend to greater knowing we need to start somewhere.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Guys, I have a wedding to attend soon and I've been trying to loose weight since January. I have gained 1 pound. My asthmatic fat arse just did a 10 minute HIIT workout before sitting down to finish this. I've got nothing. My legs hurt. My bum hurts. My face hurts. Just listen to the damn Podcast, ok?
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: Joe Wicks is going on the kill list.
Nothing fancy this time. I have been taking every second I have going to check out that big yellow thing in the sky that showed up recently.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: I may have a vitamin D deficiency. Send Sunny D and tanning beds.
If you have been affected by the issues raised in this Prog Slog then please write in.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: Great Man Theory is 1000% true. Systems? Material Conditions? Historical acts influencing events of the present? Nonsense. There is no Prog Slog without me. I was there 3000 years ago when the first Prog Slog was transcribed onto stone. When Craig and Michael where dragged from the depths of the torn infinities. I will be there as the final atoms come to a standstill, their energy used to send out the last remaining picoseconds of the final Prog. I AM THE PROG SLOG.
Its the sexy issue with the sexy number. If last Prog didn't ward off the Zoomers then this one certainly will. I put forward that Mr Thistle Bone (Ha! Bone) is actually a Mothman. Eyes like that? Has to be.
We've got Dredd, We've got Enemy Earth. We've got Thistlebone, Full Tilt Boogie and (unfortunately) The English Astronaut, and hot takes galore to go with them. Another Prog Slog banger from your favourite Scotsmen.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: I've told Starmer that high childcare costs wouldn't be a problem when he gets in if he can pass a law making it a legal requirement for all children to listen to Prog Slog. They'll be so enthralled with the raw entertainment and quality educational material that parents will be able to leave them at home unattended.
Zoomers aren't into sex seemingly, so we can write off that market based on the side boob cover.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: Galloway? Really? We put the Sloggers on the ballot and they still went for Galloway? Someone's getting put in the Hyperbolic Time Torture Chamber for this one.
The entirety of human history is covered in this prog, so you'll forgive the guys for FORGETTING THAT THE PODCAST EPISODES ARE NAMED AFTER THE DAMN PROG SUBTITLE!
I am not paid enough for this.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
No Content Mine Report this time. Instead I want you to go read about Aaron Bushnell if you haven't yet. The man is a hero and should be treated as such, he gave his life in opposition to genocide and we can all only hope to be half as brave as him in the face of horrifying crimes against humanity.
You know how hard it is to think of something worthwhile to write in this bit? The Content Mine Report at the bottom is easier. Here's my tattie and leek soup recipe to hit a word count:
3 leeks, 6 medium/big tatties. Cut em up, fry them for about 10 minutes in a good bit of butter. Add salt, pepper, smoked praprika, thyme., mix it good Add 2 litres of stock made up of 4 vegtable and 1 beef stock cube. Bring to boiler, simmer for an hour. Blend till theres only a few chunks left. Add 150mm pot of Double Cream, blend a bit more. Lovely. Bit of buttered crusty bread and yer laughing.
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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on Patreon. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.
Credits:
The Sloggers: Michael and Craig
The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum
Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence)
Producer and Word Guy: David
Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at Jess Kate Art)
Content Mine Report: Was on the phone with the PM and he's approved using the Single Justice Procedure on any one listening to the pod but not subbed to the Patreon, and on anyone not listening to the pod and not subbed to the Patreon. I told him it would be good for the economy if I can buy a 5th Lambo and a several hundred council houses to rent out. IF he pulls his finger out on those reforms that is. Tick Tock, Rishi. Starmer would've done it by now. Economy's contracting don't you know, and Podcasting is the only industry the country has left.
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