Prog Slog

I have taken note of all the times Craig confuses socialism with the government doing stuff. He shall be punished accordingly.

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Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Please note going forward that all masks are now illegal. This extends to emotional, neurotypical and gender masking. Anyone found hiding their depression, trying to act "normal", not being their best Enby self, or believing in germ theory, shall be subject to mandatory re-education.

Bullock. Bullock. Bullock? BULL-ock, Bul-Lock? Bul-OCK. Bullock.

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Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Looking into possibilities of deploying Prog Slog via a Birdbox type method.

Space. Time. Time team. What are they? How do linear events work? One of many silly tangents starts off the year as we intend to continue, talking shite.

Its a new year and a new season of Prog Slog. What does this mean? Not much really. The same poor quality toilet humor, but with slightly higher production values. Other ideas are in the works but who's got the time? Ever tried to produce a podcast while working 50 hours a week with a bunch of weirdos and neurodivergent folk? How about when one of them is a technophobe and can only interact with the group chat during library open hours? The ways I suffer for you people.

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Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.

Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Sunak was on the phone yesterday giving me it tight. Keeps going on and on about the production schedule falling behind. I told him we can only give the Sloggers so much meth. Anymore and the quality standards will be unbearable. He said "We need the distraction of acceptable quality two-kay-add podcast content! It's all falling apart here. There going to throw me out. I spoke to Keir and he said he'd gone as sensible as he possibly could to give me space to work. He then asked if he could have my job when I'm gone!" It was mostly uncontrollable sobbing from him after that.

We are really milking this whole Christmas thing. The final bit of content we wanted to give you for it, only a month late. That's the Prog Slog quality you have come to love.

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Content Mine Report: Don't tell me we can't still have Christmas content while Asda has easter eggs out. The forbidden ones demand that teat sucked dry. Content left un-extracted is just giving it to other podcasts, and you know how they feel about that.

Sweet green jelly babies. This took aaaaages to get done. But it's still Christmas here at Slog Towers, and this is the other half of your Christmas presents. There is no continuity error from me not being there. Don't even think about it.

Get it in ya folks.

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We also have another show, the "Hit" "Comedy" "Podcast" ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Boys from the Pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where Michael, Craig, producer David and the occasional guest discuss whatever is on their mind.

Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.

Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Low on Shloer. Out of gruel. Air is greasy and thick with merryment. Send help.

It's Christmas! Right now! We got locked in this windowless content making room with only synthetic turkey gruel and Shloer to keep us going but we did it! We got the Christmas episode out on time! Our present to you, dear listener, is what is probably our best episode, yet with only minor actionable threats being made and only slightly let down by the dog shit audio. No more recording from my spare bedroom. And no more me being a guest if the censoring I did wasn't enough.

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We also have another show, the "Hit" "Comedy" "Podcast" ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Boys from the Pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where Michael, Craig, producer David and the occasional guest discuss whatever is on their mind.

Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.

Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Our deepest apologies to our female members of staff for the 'Prog Slog Christmas Crackers' event. We just wanted to celebrate the femininity and beauty of the ladies of the company, apparently that is sexist now. I will admit that I didn't know that our selected judge was a self proclaimed 'Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist' which ended up being very confusing and offensive to many, many of our staff - me included if I'm being honest. I am very glad that you all agreed that next year we shall have a beauty pageant for the Sloggers instead. I imagine that they look quite appealing in bikinis.

Easily our best episode yet and it's entirely because I'm in it. I get mad about snakes, I discover the concept the racism, stuff about Hitler. The classics. The other two do stuff as well I guess. Recorded in my spare bedroom so the acoustics are a bit funny. Hit up the Patreon so we can afford a better setup and bring you even more high quality thrill-powered entertainment.

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Liked the show? Then give us a rating and subscribe. You can find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠for updates when new episodes will come out, you can also find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

We also have another show, the "Hit" "Comedy" "Podcast" ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Boys from the Pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where Michael, Craig, producer David and the occasional guest discuss whatever is on their mind.

Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.

Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Rwanda has stopped taking my calls. Something about our human rights record being beyond deplorable and not wanting to be associated with us. Admittedly it was hard to make out what he was saying due to the experimental LSD torture being scheduled for the same time across the hall. But still, its not like they haven't drugged a few dissidents into experiencing their primal night terrors as waking reality in the pursuit of content. Trust Rwanda to go soft and woke. As always, Britain will carry the flag and stand alone in extracting everything it can from these creatures.

No smart arse blurb work this week Sloggers. We're all a bit caught up in the festivities and the demanded additional productivity it creates so our bosses can buy a third yacht. We do address some listener comments in this one so get ready for a shout out!

Liked the show? Then give us a rating and subscribe. You can find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠for updates when new episodes will come out, you can also find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify ⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠.

We also have another show, the "Hit" "Comedy" "Podcast" ⁠⁠⁠⁠Boys from the Pod⁠⁠⁠⁠, where Michael, Craig, producer David and the occasional guest discuss whatever is on their mind.

Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.

Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Slogger Escape attempt 326 - Transmission from recovery team:

"Looks like some kind of secreted resin. "

"Yeah, but secreted from what?"

"Movement. Five meteres. Four! They're all around us, man!"

"There's nothing back here."

"Switch to infrared."

"Maybe they don't show up on infrared at all hhggh *Static*"

"They're coming out of the goddman walls!"

*Eratic gunfire*

- End Transmission -

In this episode Comrades Craig and Michael are the vanguard party inspiring you to seize the means of podcasting production!

Which holidays are real? How many editor notes attacking the audience are too many? Do I have a third question to complete this blurb format? Who knows.

Tune in and find out in this thrill powered new episode of Prog Slog!

Dredd: Poison - 16m29s

Deadworld: Retribution - 34m44s

Helium: Scorched Earth - 48m07s

Devils Railroad - 1h08s

Feral and Foe: Bad Godesberg - 1h13m28s

Rankings - 1h23m37s

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Liked the show? Then give us a rating and subscribe. You can find us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter ⁠⁠⁠for updates when new episodes will come out, you can also find us on ⁠⁠⁠Spotify ⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠.

We also have another show, the "Hit" "Comedy" "Podcast" ⁠⁠⁠Boys from the Pod⁠⁠⁠, where Michael, Craig, producer David and the occasional guest discuss whatever is on their mind.

Support the show and help us grow by flinging us some money on ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠. Please. We are addicted to comics and making podcasts. We need psychiatric help. It's not cheap.

Credits:

The Sloggers: Michael and Craig

The Legally Distinct Mighty One: Calum

Synth-Smith/Assitant Editor: Euan (Check out ⁠⁠⁠The Cultenhove School of Psychic Defence⁠⁠⁠)

Producer and Word Guy: David

Art Lass: Jess (Give her a follow at ⁠⁠⁠Jess Kate Art⁠⁠⁠)

Content Mine Report: Those bloody Sloggers! I give them 15 minute tea breaks every 7 hours. I reduced the beatings to tri-daily. I even flavoured their gruel! Yet they rebel like petulant children! I thought Starmers Thatcher Fiasco would be a fresh seam for them to mine for the almighty algorithm, but instead they speak to me of idiotic concepts like "human rights" and "dehydration". A few hours in the wasp room should set them right.