We're taking a break folks! We'll be back occasionally with new episodes, but won't be publishing every week. Thanks for all the support! http://projectrant.com This marks the first time an author of the rant actually appears on the show. Enjoy! Actor: Kelli Bland Author/Actor: Courtney Salinas

http://projectrant.com This waitress has a tip for you geezers: Stop being such cheap bastards. Actor: Beth Puorro

http://projectrant.com This is what kitchen sinks were made for. Ok, we even grossed ourselves out with that one. Actor: Kacey Samiee Director: Shiraz Jafri

http://projectrant.com If you use lettuce as a filler, this guy will become a killer. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

http://projectrant.com Only witches should give the evil eye. You're not a witch, but you rhyme with one, so give it up. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Director: Rafael Ruiz

http://projectrant.com Texting while dining is a serial problem. Actors: Kacey Samiee and Robert Lambert Director: Shiarz Jafri

http://projectrant.com Thank god they banned smoking in the gym... or we'd all be dead. Actor: Aaron Alexander

http://projectrant.com If you're a bully, we have a suggestion for you. Stay away from this ranter. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison Director: Rafael Ruiz

http://projectrant.com This lady digs flix, but if you don't shut-up she's gonna hit you with a stick. Actor: Hilah Johnson

http://projectrant.com Post coital follicle criticisms are not cool. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Directed by: Rafael Ruiz