Pop a Sprite bottle: it's episode 10. The boys are joined by first ever guest, the bonafide Audrie Marsh. The 3 talk on Louis C.K's return to stand up, theme song disputes, and apathy towards voting. We also learn how recognized Alan's nipples have become.

We're happy with this one; S/O to Coolio.

This episode is about bombing on stage, with Alan and Kirk rising from the ashes to share their stories. The focus is then placed on relaxation methods and two very different opinions on feet.

Put your shoes on for this one.

Alan is riled up on this one. Did he stub his toe? The boys talk dat talk about Demi Lovato, sleep paralysis, and the power of voting with your dollar (we're looking at you Papi Johns)

This one's for you Earl.

Recorded before a live show, the two prep up with some bars, talk headlining puppets, and remember Joe Jackson.

Trust us, you'll dig it.

We start off with Alan quitting. Will he make to the end of the episode? The two go on to discuss Phillies Phunniest, open mic thuggin, and stripping as a career.

Please visit our GoFundMe page. We're trying to buy an air conditioner and some new lava lamps.

Alan records the episode right after breaking his hand in a physical altercation. This leads into a talk on racism who can say the "N" word.

How poignant of us.

Kirk remembers his first BAE and Alan can't keep wives out of his DMs.The two also discuss public proposals, showering with family members, and indifference on Kanye.

This episode is dedicated to Roger Ebert.

An old teacher grades Alan's comedy and Kirk discovers a new catchphrase. The two also talk Cardi B, Wrestlemania 34, and nipple positivity. Mamma Mia, this one is fresh.

Kirk and Alan talk about their trips outside of PA, thoughts on March For Life rallies, the dark side of Nickelodeon, and diversity in comedy. Also, Punk Panties.

On episode #1, Kirk and Alan discuss Black Panther, Monique's boycott tour, hosting gigs, and looking like a snack. Welcome to Proper Ebonics