Alan gets passionate about not caring and Kirk tries his best to not fall asleep. S/o to Redbull and melatonin.

In a segment heavy ep, the two review Aziz Ansari's new special, breakdown confident vs cocky, and Kirk's plans to kidnap a cat. We ask that members of The Behive direct their hate mail to Alan's DMs.

Both Kirk and Alan will be performing in South Philly on 8/17. Further details coming soon.

Alan records the episode right after breaking his hand in a physical altercation. This leads into a talk on racism who can say the "N" word.

How poignant of us.
*This episode is a re-release. 

Comedian Joey Tipedino is in the building. Topics include Little Mermaid outrage, A review of Midsommar, and Joey's recent brush with the comedy police. They also introduce two new segments, because structure is key.

S/o to Annapolis.

The two renovate the podcast live on air because the streets have no curtains. They discuss iconic comics that don't make them laugh, choreographed dances, and Alan's continued phobia of dating white women. And more stuff, probably.

If you go to a baseball game, wear a hardhat.

Recorded in a parking lot of York PA before a show, the two discuss doing it for the culture and preshow rituals. A special appearance is made towards the end (Sinbad?)

Carribean Wave, we're coming for that sponsorship.

Proper Ebonics is joined by Pat George and Chris William of The Buddha Boys podcast. They talk video vixens, leaving dinner parties abruptly, and other topics you should have learned about in the 6th grade.

Kirk recalls a middle school fling and Alan is afraid to talk to white women. This episode contains spoilers for Endgame and and possibly Pretty Woman.

Updated feeds, New home and just a little business to address.

PE welcomes Eric Navarro, Managing Editor and Writer at The Hard Times. They discuss writing, self-perceptions, and other things that tend to come up in conversations.