Proud Meat Podcast

What's up, Proud Meaters? This episode, we sample a large assortment of beer and Evan Williams 100 proof bottled in bond. We need it because we're going on a fall break! Way back on July 4th we marathon-ed slasher movies with echoes of fireworks and freedom in the background. In depth talk of Sleepaway camp II & III having the nicest breasts in horror, including those ones tattooed "milk shake"

We also watched Mutilator or "Fall Break" and it's awesome and you're welcome. Plus, what Matt always wanted to do. Britt's fear of trains. Golden age slashers. Discovery phase. Christine, Slaughterhouse, Pledge Night, Motel Hell, Rocky Horror, horrible flicks Gnome Alone and Pay the Ghost.

"Dawi 2: Electric Boogaloo" shoutout. Gross warning: around an hour in. For real, turn back now, Britt had a hard time editing this one. Also a story of the night. Which presidents like a dirty meal. A lady eats a lot of mayo and this brings up cake farts. It's chewy, but someone's gotta do it...

(*Note correction: And we should know this, Joey Belladonna is Young Sid in Pledge Night and he's Anthrax's lead singer, not drummer)

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In this episode, Batmichael makes a Jill Sandwich. Tune in for a special casual hangout at Michael and Kelsey's house. We're surrounded by cats and dogs, mass hysteria! We cover The Last of Us II and the sexin' VERY in depth plus other gaming and D&D. There's also Sexy sax guy. What we think of Mandalorian and the latest Star Wars flick. Reluctantly trying Birthday Cake Bang. Learning the memes/slang of the young whippersnappers. Where would we go in an apocalypse and why is it the aquarium. Meeting Adam West and avoiding Burt Ward's crazed dog food pitch. Giving Michael so much shit for his love of dbz, voices and dress up. It's exhausting, but someone's gotta do it. - Spoiler notice for Last of Us II, Star Wars, all the rest.

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In this episode, the boys learn Big Timber delivers kegs, but not for them. We look forward to the Troll 2 party. All of us finally try Kopi Luwak coffee after hearing the long lecture from Joe Bob. We reluctantly smell the bag, brew it, drink it, review it. The Last Drive In's Season 2 is over and we needed to fill the void, so this episode is flick-heavy. The gang double-featured Ninja Busters (Shadow Fight) and Splatter University. Britt was oblivious to who the killer is again. There's our binge buys from Vinegar Syndrome's Halfway to Black Friday sale, and the Severin Mid-Year Sale. Matt introduces "The Discovery Phase" concept in slashers. Went to the drive-in again to view The Goonies. We also cover Ready or Not, Joe Begos' VFW, and new remakes. It's pungent, but someone's gotta do it. - Spoiler notice for most movies we cover this time.

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In this Anniversa-pee Special episode, we share a very in-depth look at The Last Drive-In's special airing of Scare Package and Hogzilla. Shout out to how awesome Darcy is. We want any bolo you can give us, bronze, copper, aluminum, ceramic, plastic. We care not. We also talk about the movies that scared us as kids. Then, in Proud Meat fashion, we once again quickly devolve into Public Urination and fetish talk. Matt shares a mysterious life experience he had with Michael, The Turd Football Story. So much bodily function talk crammed into one show. It's runny, but someone's gotta do it. 

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In this episode, Jerrad tattoos Britt and himself live. There's talk of our love for Samara Weaving, fully clothed intercourse, what porn smells like. We show you bizarre merch, like Team Sparkly Twilight Mormon Jesus shirts, and tacky commemorative coins that can fit up your butt. We review ice cream, Mayhem, and Rifftrax gold in Billy Ray Cyrus' Radical Jack. Jerrad wants to be a cam guy. It's droopy, but someone's gotta do it. 

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This special episode is a VERY unofficial "live-ish" podcast, recorded while watching Cannibal Holocaust on Joe Bob Briggs' The Last Drive-In. You're welcome to follow along and try to drink as much as we did. To attempt syncing, their credits are done rolling about when we start talking.

We're grabbing proud meat and grabbing 'staches. We are the punk drive in podcast the world needs. Let drunken chaos reign!

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In this semi-live uncut special episode, we come to you from the great outdoors of Dorsey's Knob park. We come rip roaring out from our bunkers Waco-Style, we've been cooped up for eight weeks. The beards are longer, we're smellier, we're using corncobs for toilet paper. But this is our time to shine, the birds are singing, squirrels are chirping, magic's in the air. There's even goats walking around. We eat the Lord's chosen queso and chow down on big meaty burger takeout from Black Bear Burrito. Sadly there's no beer reviews this week even though Matt bought a ton of Big Timber from Apothecary, but we do talk about MRE's at length. We also talk about vegetti's and vajazzle's. Matt popped his tattoo cherry and Jerrad popped his homespun artisanal tattoo cherry. Britt didn't pop any cherries. We talk about Coronavirus very little as we're sure you're tired too. 

It's loud and windy, but someone's gotta do it. Spoiler Note: We probably give away a lot from #TheLastDriveIn and major points from the early Friday The 13th movies. This is peppered throughout with no time markers so just brace yourselves.

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In this episode, groupies form gold hoarding dragon cults, gay lizard people control the garden of Eden. We want to turn horse murders into a turduckenhorse feast. Jerrad makes a new drink, the Toe Sucker, and we bring up the sandwich rules. I was gonna name this one Blind Torture Kill but noooo. It's greasy, but someone's gotta do it. Don't mind our dog and her cute snoring. Spoiler Note: Star Wars IX skip past the 35 minute mark. Light Watchmen show spoilers. 

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Our first ever Christmas Special is here, folks! We have a disgusting package of #ProudMeat to unwrap! The world's oldest jokes lead to a bizarre family sitcom pitch. We introduce our Proud Meat Hot-Pockets-for-buns sandwich challenge, we chat about bourbon as our official drink, how organ failure from pizza overload could cause the Antichrist, and Josh Brolin burns his pucker hole. We also unpack how convoluted the movie Last Christmas is, and that it might be a ripoff of CHUD. You can't prove it isn't. Our friend Norman joins us for the whole mess! It's a little greasy, but someone's gotta do it. (*Spoiler Alert for Last Christmas runs from 22:44-32:32)

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We learn a lot in this one, but no one decides which horrible movie to go watch. Doctor Oz might be Criss Angel. The Proud Meat gang becomes Furry Friendly. Bill Murray worked a day job. Jeff Goldblum fights Keanu. Goon fights all other sports movies, and we learn that John Candy never coached in the Olympics. It's freakish, but someone's gotta do it.

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