Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye