Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

Find this story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80752126/chapters/212114671

Summary: Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?

It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.

Audio clip: Somebody That I Used To Know (instrumental version) by Gotye

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is a 1997 song by the Foo Fighters found here: https://youtu.be/eBG7P-K-r1Y

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from the 1994 song by Nine Inch Nails found here: https://youtu.be/9TLHToPm71U

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from the 1996 song by Tonic found here: https://youtu.be/Sfg6-4mBs6Y

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72196001

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger somehow managed to act cordially when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad. After all, she's broken things off with Ron, and she and Draco had been friendly that last year at Hogwarts... Sometimes even close to more than friendly.

But something is off here at Oxford with this wizard, and she can't quite put her finger on it.

She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

**Intro music: An Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Chapter title is from the 1997 song by The Verve, found here: https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74