Lars reads three female actresses who are all seeking dirty, casting lovin'

Kathy is a horny Security Guard who can't stop flirting - but swears she doesn't "do" anything. To stop cheating in her heart, Dr. Lars tells her to chew on a carrot.

Dr. Lars BLOWS MIKE'S MIND! Dr. Lars tells Mike the Universe says he should NOT buy the motorcycle he was hiding from his wife. He knows this because of a Road Runner cartoon

This week, Will the iron worker SINGS about fruit, Diane LOVES "Afternoon Delight", Mary knew Elvis in a past life and Dr. Dingman speaks at AZ Psychic Festival

This week, Erica does Porn Star PR but her own love life is Rated G, and Shannon calls back to thank Dr. Lars for her reading 2 months ago which was "AMAZING!!!!"

The Universe thinks its time for Patrick to get OFF his stairway to HEMPen. Judy laughs her troubles away, and earns a high five from the Universe. WGN 9-7-2017

IN his weekly residency on WGN Radio Chicago, Dr. Lars reads the troubled Megan. The reading concludes with Megan screaming, "Laaaaaaaaadyyyyyyy!" How does Lars move her from grieving her fiancé to Jerry Lewis? Listen.

Stoner Delaney got Ghosted - now she needs to be alone - and make a Jackie Gleason noise in traffic.

The UNIVERSE says Broken-hearted Blaine - who was a whale in a past life - needs to get over his EX and stop being a pussy!

Dr. Lars visits a truck stop outside of Yuma, AZ and does a reading for an ex-Marine who's now a trucker. His job is keeping him away from his wife, so Lars has him bark and growl at his truck to assert his vibration ABOVE that of the truck's, therefore creating a better relationship. Sounds crazy, we know, but see for yourself.

This week, I gave readings to members of a theater troupe in Chicago. Anna just re-broke up with her Ex, and will now date a jockey. Or a Polo Player. Witt is gonna be a big shot - according to cartoon characters Rocky & Bullwinkle.