Roboteers, are you ready?

This month, the Phoenix is hosting a double event. Namely: Robot Wars in the Pennine Suite and an alternative comedy night (aka The Funny Farm). It’ll get the students in, they love all that new comedy.

We have a new character theory for you, Jerry once again displays his bastard credentials and we learn a little something about universities.

Tom corrects misquoters, Jimmy tells us how he was put off clubland as a youth and we get a master class in handling hecklers.

Kenny, y’better make him a bed up! 

I'm thinking of giving you all a pearl necklace this month as we continue our journey through bolton's clubland. Following the club's first ever singles night, will Potter find love? Is Beverley Hillscopto who or what she says she is? are waterbeds orthopedic? We attempt to answer all this and more.

We also extol the merits of Nuneaton's City Pizza to get some free Ke-babs (hopefully), talk about waterbeds and holidays.

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