Pull Up A Drink!

The storm of the Christmas two-parter. Andrew and Jon talk about sibling fighting. The guys discuss the theory of Santa Claus. Andrew defends Christmas against Jon and Tony. The conversation continues to snowball down to the dark side of Christmas. Andrew angrily closes the episode, because Jon and Tony crush his Christmas.

Joyful part of the Christmas two-parter. The guys talk about their Christmas themed drinks. Tony finally tries maple syrup in a drink. Andrew goes the shot route. Jon goes Big Lebowski for his drink, which sparks a conversation about cult classic movies. They also talk about their favorite Christmas memories just before it gets dark (Part 2).

Jon continues to have trouble with words. Andrew decides that he belongs in the 90s and shows signs of becoming a man. The guys discuss fashion of the decades and theorize why they die. Jon talks about his new love of Pisco.

Tony and Jon give Andrew a hard time for choosing Campari. Jon is obsessed with Juliet of the Spirits. Tony is inspired to invent a new drink that he calls “Santiago.” The episode moves from Campari to other liquors we don’t like. Then quickly turns to the liquor we hope to taste.

It’s Thanksgiving and the guys try some new Fall and Thanksgiving themed drinks. Jon teaches Tony about the science of microwaves and Tony teaches Jon about how to kill murder hornets. Andrew tries to step in, but shows how much he slept through science classes. They also talk about their boring Thanksgiving… thanks Covid. Tony wants to know why we celebrate Thanksgiving. Jon and Andrew try to explain it to Tony who is skeptical. Finally, the guys divulge their worst Thanksgiving memories.

The guys go back to college years and drink Long Islands and forget to talk talk about the ingredients. They talk about their first experiences with the drink and get off topic. Jon talks about getting drunk around family. Part 1 ends with the guys pondering why Long Island Iced Teas exist.

Tony admits that he’s lazy. Andrew carelessly adds an expired ingredient to his drink and regrets it. Then, he volunteers his battle with education. The guys talk about their favorite classes the twists in history. Pisco kicked everyone’s asses!

Tony decides to settle the Pisco debate with a blind taste test of Chilean and Peruvian Piscos. A surprise winner emerges as the guys try various Pisco cocktails. 

Andrew flakes again solidifying his guest only status. Jon and Tony agree on the pineapple on pizza debate. They discuss the divide in America and the decades they wish to visit. They also talk about the things they learned from their dads and brothers.

Tony joins the recording drunk after an earlier happy with other friends and it shows all through the episode. The guys talk about their not so good week and the groundhog days of 2020. Andrew points out that for many, nothing has changed. Jon and Andrew geek out on video games. The guys discuss pop artists’ real talent.