All heck and high water has already been broken in the previous chapter and this episode reveals the aftermath.

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While Jamie is doing Bob’s gunked-up hair, a

jealous Claire shows up; at first jealous, but then turned on by Jamie’s offer to do a three-way hair blow. The spell of Rupert and Clyde showing up is suddenly broken when Bob, Jamie, and Claire enjoy a bathroom three-way. After giggling with Clyde a lot, Rupert’s bowels are suddenly triggered by the nearby romantic activity. The writers go on strike, and the show producers can only think of making everyone feel included, so an AI Russian, Swede, and Frenchman show up, apropos of nothing.

The fourth wall gets broken, dragged for a mile, then left on the side of the road. This is followed by the sellout man-whores who write this crappy daytime soap opera gang-banging your ear drums.

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Do you know what will happen when Officer Siemens pretends to arrest Claire for shoplifting? When Claire decides to try a new position called a squat car this time, she butt calls Rupert before preparing to try it. Rupert is with his daughter and overhears everything that happens. The reason Claire is there is to install new strobe and probe lights, also known as squat car lights, on Officer Siemens' squad car.

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Rupert’s visit to the local department store leads to an awkward bathroom family reunion after finding Bob and Jamie engaging in almost topless foreplay in the Floorget fitting room.

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Rupert’s failing eyesight leads Claire to convince Simon, a friend of Rupert, to pretend that a Gay Singles event is for Gay Shingles. The entire event is an intervention to convince Rupert to see an optometrist. It’s the reach-around hit of the summer!

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Rupert’s dog Liberace reignites Rupert’s sensitive side, leading to the man and man’s best friend crashing a party at Claire’s. Absolute merriment ensues. The Wisconia Tribune hails: “Wait, what?”

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After Bob resists Claire’s offer to become her

front door lover, Clyde returns from the dead to resurrect the failing ratings of Pulp Canyons. Jamie, the show’s hairdresser, skinny-dips with Bob, while confessing to Rupert that she’s also a dirty-mag photographer. It’s a romp-a-minute laugh. Hardy. Har. He. He. He’s with you.

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In the midst of Claire and Rupert grieving the death of Clyde, a man they both slept with, Claire’s back door lover Bob shows up to offer comfort sex in the bathroom. Little do Claire and Bob know that Rupert previously consumed Claire’s black bean sauce.

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Some 17 years ago, Al applications such as Text-to-Speech (TTS) were so "awful" that their mispronunciation, strange inflection, and almost unintelligible pauses were the stuff of side-splitting hilarity. As sophisticated as it has become, much of the advanced Al speech technology is just no fun. Combining this weird, antiquated robotic delivery a la 2008 with bizarre fake scripts, the madmen of Comedy 6 - Mike Fox, Blake Grobe, and Abraham Johnson - snickeringly and mischievously bring you the Al speech versions of their crappy daytime soap opera, Pulp Canyons. You've been warned.