Punch Mountain is canceling the family vacation in Gas Town and setting a new course with MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. Mac and David discuss water addiction, dictator-approved guitar rock, and the concept of McFeasting before revealing MAD MAX: FURY ROAD’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is headed to the ends of the earth in search of someone to remove this damn Excommunicado with JOHN WICK CHAPTER 3: PARABELLUM (2019). Mac and David discuss battle dogs, belt whippings, and low-level employees of The Continental before revealing JOHN WICK CHAPTER 3: PARABELLUM’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is hopping off the bus and walking into trouble at the ROAD HOUSE (2024). Mac and David discuss CGI punches, boat dreams, and breaking bad news to bad guys before revealing ROAD HOUSE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is gassing up the Bentley in preparation for DOOMSDAY. Mac and David discuss unwieldy Scottish accents, eyeball cameras, and post-apocalyptic entertainment before revealing DOOMSDAY’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is throwing the Audi A8 into gear just in time for TRANSPORTER 2. Mac and David discuss little coffee cups, sound effects in fight scenes, and unfortunate CGI before revealing TRANSPORTER 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is crashing in like a man on fire with ACTION JACKSON. Mac and David discuss high school accolades, kill lines, and homes big enough to drive a car through before revealing ACTION JACKSON’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is slipping through some sort of inter-dimensional stargate with MONSTER HUNTER. Mac and David discuss anthropomorphic cats, melted chocolate bars, and Ron Perlman’s wig before revealing MONSTER HUNTER’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is enrolling in a martial arts master class with ENTER THE DRAGON. Mac and David discuss shredded movie stars, bespoke prosthetics, and folding a person in half to death before revealing ENTER THE DRAGON’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is casting a level 7 charm spell with DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES. Mac and David discuss chonky dragons, singing “Greensleeves” at karaoke, and Hollywood’s leading curmudgeon before revealing DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is riding together and dying together with BAD BOYS 2. Mac and David discuss wealthy police officers, exploding boats, and actors playing corpses before revealing BAD BOYS 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.